Sarah (Sar) and I have come up with the ultimate plan!
First the beginnings... Sarah and I are (on the phone) speaking about goldfish and started to wonder whether there were wild goldfish? And guess what? There are! They come from China and now are all over the US in lakes and ponds (we googled this) These goldfish can weigh up to 3 1/2 lbs.
Then Sarah told me about the scary squirrels. At that we thought about how much easier it would to be able to stuff things in our mouths like squirrels do.
This turned into how expensive it is to mail things to Australia (we both want to visit Danielle). While on this topic we decided we should mail ourselves to Australia as it would be cheaper than flying.
Now for the brilliant idea!
We are going to mail ourselves to Australia. Like the squirrels we will pack things in our cheeks. First will be sandwiches. As well as our passports. Since we are making this long trip we thought it would be a good idea to stop in China and pick up a wild goldfish or 2. Since we are doing that, we also will pack goldfish food in our cheek pouches.
It will be a long trip, but well worth it!
Would you like to come along? Can you handle it?
Your invitation will be determined by these questions:
1) Can you find the biggest sized goldfish world record?
2) How many sandwhiches can you fit in your cheeks?
3) How much will it cost to ship you to Australia?
4) Do you have a passport?
*just for Danielle* Do you have room for our gift of a giant goldfish? Do you want us to bring you a giant goldfish? Do you want us to come at all?
Please answer these questions and you will hear from us soon!
Ash and Sarah
First the beginnings... Sarah and I are (on the phone) speaking about goldfish and started to wonder whether there were wild goldfish? And guess what? There are! They come from China and now are all over the US in lakes and ponds (we googled this) These goldfish can weigh up to 3 1/2 lbs.
Then Sarah told me about the scary squirrels. At that we thought about how much easier it would to be able to stuff things in our mouths like squirrels do.
This turned into how expensive it is to mail things to Australia (we both want to visit Danielle). While on this topic we decided we should mail ourselves to Australia as it would be cheaper than flying.
Now for the brilliant idea!
It will be a long trip, but well worth it!
Would you like to come along? Can you handle it?
Your invitation will be determined by these questions:
1) Can you find the biggest sized goldfish world record?
2) How many sandwhiches can you fit in your cheeks?
3) How much will it cost to ship you to Australia?
4) Do you have a passport?
*just for Danielle* Do you have room for our gift of a giant goldfish? Do you want us to bring you a giant goldfish? Do you want us to come at all?
Please answer these questions and you will hear from us soon!
Ash and Sarah
