· As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my INNER SOCIOPATH
· I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia
· I assume full responsibility for my actions, except those that are someone else's fault
· I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
· In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal
· Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others
· My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment
· I honor my personality flaws, for without them, I would have no personality at all
· Joan of Arc heard voices, too
· I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
· I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, whine and complain
· As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet
· When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying
· The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things
· As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
· All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.
· I am at one with my duality.
· Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
· I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
· Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
· I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
· Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
· False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
· A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to any problem.
· Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV in the bedroom.
· Who can I blame for my own problems? Just give me a minute....I'll find someone....
· Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
· The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that a conspiracy is working [just ask Hillary Clinton...]
· I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
· Becoming aware of my character flaws leads me on the next step - blaming my parents.
· To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
· I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
· I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia
· I assume full responsibility for my actions, except those that are someone else's fault
· I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
· In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal
· Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others
· My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment
· I honor my personality flaws, for without them, I would have no personality at all
· Joan of Arc heard voices, too
· I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
· I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, whine and complain
· As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet
· When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying
· The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things
· As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
· All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.
· I am at one with my duality.
· Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
· I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
· Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
· I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
· Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
· False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
· A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to any problem.
· Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV in the bedroom.
· Who can I blame for my own problems? Just give me a minute....I'll find someone....
· Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
· The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that a conspiracy is working [just ask Hillary Clinton...]
· I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
· Becoming aware of my character flaws leads me on the next step - blaming my parents.
· To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
· I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
