Roofie's Cat-a-Tonic Bar & Grill

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hey Roofie, U are on your own cause I'm taking the rest of the night off and I'm gonna have a sandwich and a beer or 3. Purrpaw

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Hey Roofie, what's up kool kat? I been teasin wif yur brother Lukey, thot I wood drop by to see what you doing? Hows business tonite, anything happenin? Pretty quiet around here. But its early, we don start the kitty races here till about 11 oclock in the evening , yur friend jasper

Hey Roofie. That was ex-cell-ent food today man. I hasn't been on the puter cause Meowmy haz been somewheres, but I checkin in every once in a wile.

Hey guyz,
Guess da parties just dyin' down. Meowmy had lotsa home-work ta do tonite. She sayz she can't WAIT for skool to be over--she still has a hole yeer left tho! Sigh. Well, were just gonna have a quick nite cap before we go to bed wif meowmy, daddy already snorin up a storm!
Emma wuld like one a dem vanilla milkshakes, and I'd like a dirty catnip martini wif extra olives.
Dey dont call me Olive-r for nuffin!

Dis bar is grate! Its like dat Cheers place but wifout dat funny lookin Ted Danson guy.

So insteada "Norm", shud we say, "Olly"?

Originally Posted by kluchetta

So insteada "Norm", shud we say, "Olly"?

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Shure, and Emma sez she wantsta be da sassy bar lady...whats her name...cant remember. Oh well. Whatshername!

that wud be Karla.

ohhh yeah, Karla. Emma sez shez like Karla cuz shez petite n sassy!

Hi Sweethearts we finly heer. Hi Kitters, how ar yu? What are yu guys eatin? We wants the goose pot pie cos the gravy is our favrite part too! An we have iced catnip tea. Meowmy wans the prime rib sammith an a classic martini. Does anyone know wot a dirty martini is? We keep heering bout it, but we don know what it is -- maybe meowmy like it better!

It seem pretty buzy to us. Ari, Tia, Jasper, Kitters, our Sweethearts, Ollie, Emma, Smudgie an us three! Thas a dozen!

My Meowmy say that dirty martini has sum of the olive juice in it.

Thank yu Smudgie! I tol meowmy an she say she gonna try one.

Do you have coffee, Roofus? An maybe a scone? We wan brekfast-- we just got up.

But Roofie - I think all the girl kitties here are spayed so none of them are queens.

Whatever - bangers and mash for me and meowmy.

Bangers an mash -- wot's that? Is it gud for brekfast?

Coffee and Scones coming up With hunny butter for them.
That is for the reel Queen Ari. You kno the queen of England?

Sausage and smashed tateers.
But u shud try the Kippers too. Thats fisheys.

OK, we try kippers -- we like fisheys. Meowmy sez she'll wait for lunch to have fishes, tho. You wanna sit wif us til Tia cums, Ari?

Okay! We can sit and talk about what it's like being beautiful white kitties - or living with white kitties.

I'm sure Tiger would like to come. He can sit at the bar and talk with Roofie over a catnip ale.

I think yur rite, I'll send meowmy to get him rite now.

Heer she is bak allreddy......Hi Tiger these are my frends, Humble an Shenandoah, Aristotle but we calls him Ari, an these are Roofus an Luky, wotcha want? He wan catnip ale an he gonna sit wif us.