oh oh oh...this is our firs vizit. wut you suggest for us? shenandoah an humble
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Roofie's Cat-a-Tonic Bar & Grill
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Hello there my friends and welcome back to the bar if youâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve been here before or welcome if this is your first visit.
I hope yâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]all donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t mind me filling in for Rufus but heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s had a busy day and he and Lukey are having a snooze in a sunny spot. Most of you know me by reputation if nothing else. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m Purrpaw Howard or BigKittenDaddy.
Rufus asked me to tell all of you that the mechanical mowsies are on order and are supposed to look, feel run and squeek just like the real thing. Anyway if you want or need anything legal we either have it, will get it for you or you donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need it. In a couple of cases your Human Meowmys and Purrpaws asked that we not let you have it. So we are sorry Amber but no Frogs legs for you. Or Toad legs either… And Milky, Rigel says that you can have Tequilla but no pulque, sorry amigo.
So have fun and Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll be around.
I hope yâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]all donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t mind me filling in for Rufus but heâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s had a busy day and he and Lukey are having a snooze in a sunny spot. Most of you know me by reputation if nothing else. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m Purrpaw Howard or BigKittenDaddy.
Rufus asked me to tell all of you that the mechanical mowsies are on order and are supposed to look, feel run and squeek just like the real thing. Anyway if you want or need anything legal we either have it, will get it for you or you donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t need it. In a couple of cases your Human Meowmys and Purrpaws asked that we not let you have it. So we are sorry Amber but no Frogs legs for you. Or Toad legs either… And Milky, Rigel says that you can have Tequilla but no pulque, sorry amigo.
So have fun and Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll be around.
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How about nice cold Mint Juleps with Catnip sprigs.
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Tonight's Band
Live from the Alley
Catty Whompus
&
The Katmandu Trio
On Our Stage for your
Dancing and Listening Pleasure
Tomorrow Afternoon We Will
Be Holding Rat Races In
The Basement Race Track
Betting Is Permitted
Live from the Alley
Catty Whompus
&
The Katmandu Trio
On Our Stage for your
Dancing and Listening Pleasure
Tomorrow Afternoon We Will
Be Holding Rat Races In
The Basement Race Track
Betting Is Permitted
Oh, boy! Dancing! Tia? Got your dancing slippers on?
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Well It looks like we have had a very good couple of days and nights heer at the bar. I hope evvrybuddy liked the band last nite cawse they are heer tonite too. Dont furget we are having Rat Racing at the Basement track this afternoon and we have betting plus we offer betting at other tracks too, even horse and dawgz tracks. I havent decided whut tonights speshul will be but it will be good I promise. It wuz gud to see alla my kitty frens inna bar yesterday. I hopz dat purrpaw didnt get too bossy while I wuz nappin. He can be a purty pushy hoomen sumtimz. But he meenz well. I think I'll keep him even tho He still needz a lotyta wurk, but then all hoomens do dont they?
we wood like a mint julip like u suggesed, and we tink a nice salmon patty mite be nice, too.
we will settle in to wach the races. meowmy sez is ok wif her, and we join her in a nap later.
tank you for havin this fun for us. It is gud to relax wif our frens.
shenandoah an humble
we will settle in to wach the races. meowmy sez is ok wif her, and we join her in a nap later.
tank you for havin this fun for us. It is gud to relax wif our frens.
shenandoah an humble
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Today's Dinner Specials.
All of the Losing Rats in Todays Races will be Done up on the Barbie for tonights Dinners. If that isnt enuf then we will Barbie the winners too!
For those of you on a Ratless dyet we will have Barbied Pigeons.
All of the Losing Rats in Todays Races will be Done up on the Barbie for tonights Dinners. If that isnt enuf then we will Barbie the winners too!
For those of you on a Ratless dyet we will have Barbied Pigeons.
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Ok Your order is coming rite up
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Dang, It's awfully quiet heer inna bar. Everfurbuddy musta gone to the BIG SANDBOX wheer da water lives. Well no moor Rat
Rases I guess, I can't keep buyin Rats if I can't sell tickets to da Rases. Well I hope theer iz a gud crowd tonite fur the dancin.
Rases I guess, I can't keep buyin Rats if I can't sell tickets to da Rases. Well I hope theer iz a gud crowd tonite fur the dancin.
Someone mention dancing?!
I feel in the mood for a sing a long!
I feel in the mood for a sing a long!
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Hey thass a grate idea kittyoky nite. I'll hafta get a machine tho an sum CD's fur it.
C'mon Tia! Let's do the Stray Kat Strut!
SURPRISE TREATS FROM YOUR FRENS HUMBLE & SHENANDOAH
We are bringing a basket full of salmon balls, chicken tenders, and cheese fritters for alla our frens!
HAPPY SUNDAY!!
We are bringing a basket full of salmon balls, chicken tenders, and cheese fritters for alla our frens!
HAPPY SUNDAY!!
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OooooHhhhhh S & H tat iz so nise of U. Thanks you fur da guddyz.
Whut wuld u lik to drink?
Let me Reccommend a drink I kall God's Blessing since itz Sunday
It's Coffee (Tanzanian Peaberry Fresh ground heer in the bar) wif Bushmills Irish Whiskey, Reel Whupped Kreem and sum Ground Katnip wif just a hint of Nutmeg an Simminamononn an Vanilla
it'z reel gud ull see.
Whut wuld u lik to drink?
Let me Reccommend a drink I kall God's Blessing since itz Sunday
It's Coffee (Tanzanian Peaberry Fresh ground heer in the bar) wif Bushmills Irish Whiskey, Reel Whupped Kreem and sum Ground Katnip wif just a hint of Nutmeg an Simminamononn an Vanilla
it'z reel gud ull see.
we all haf some, pleeze. we needs alla blessins we can gets!
Hey Roofus and Luky, we bak! :-) Puter acting up sorta still but least we can post now. We wood like to have some coffee's too, but leave the wisky outta Tia's! She too young to drink that stuff! Meomwy sez we can bring some crab dip if you wants, yur friends jasper and tia.........hi ari.....kiss kiss :-)
meowmy bobbie sez she can eet alla dat dip by hersef.....an she not drink effer, so leev whiskey outta hers.
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Ok I bedder leeve da whiskee outta purrpaws cawse he had enuf allreddy at the Chineesee plase wif mikey hiz fren.
We're back! Do youz have any seafood speshuls today?
~Poodle and Flibbo
~Poodle and Flibbo
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