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Well, a Scottsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair.
and one could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share.
He stumbled round untill he could no longer keep his feet,
and stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
and one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
"See yon sleeping scottsman so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

They crept up on that sleeping scottsman quiet as could be,
and lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,
and there, behold for them to view beneath his scottish skirt,
was nothing more than God had graced him with apon his birth.

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along."
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
about the bonny star the scottsmans' kilt did lift and show.

Now the scottsman woke to natures call and stumbled to the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees,
and in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Ah Lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"

Ah, neither modesty nor shame!

The end was funny.

Now as one who claims Scottish descent I will re-iterate the old Scots answer to the question of "What does a Scot wear beneath his kilt?" Bear in mind that this answer was given by Samuel L Jackson on the Oprah show no less....Answer: His lady's lipstick.

I love that song! I downloaded it from WinMX.com - laugh my butt off......