Bumper stickers for ladies!

adymarie

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>SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

>GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

>DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

>DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

>ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

>HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

>DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
 
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