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for my last few posts, chasey has made my left forearm into a cozy bed for herself. i'm tired of trying to type perfect english with one hand so to hell with it! i might even let a few spelling mistakes go by.
subscribe to this thread and feel free to post with your poorest english when you only have one hand free, or just feel free to respond about anything without me bugging anyone about their spelling.
 
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i'm not entirely alone. chasey is here. i have two hands free now though. how hard did you try at the bad spelling meagan?
 

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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

i'm not entirely alone. chasey is here. i have two hands free now though. how hard did you try at the bad spelling meagan?
hey, there were a few i didnt do on purpose...


i really did only type with one hand though
 

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I have often sat and pondered what it would be like to type with my opposite hands on a website made specifically for cat owners. Oh how at night I have dreamed of casually switching my hands from the left to the right, the right to the left. My left pinky on the j key and my right pointer finger on the a. To give my hands the experience of living in "another hands shoes" and now my dreams shall come true as I embark on a journey long sought out by man but dared not embarked on in fear of ridicule of thy fellow peers. So here I go noble people, to expand my knowledge further beyond which man has never gone! Dum da da dummmm1!!!!!! *suspense*


wow ygos feels weied

Ta da!

You know.. it does feel really strange... my right hand still wants to type the yuiopjkl;n,./ keys and the left still wants to type the qwertasdfzxcv keys O_O TRY IT!!! TRY IT!!! It is fun


(erm... yeah... the first paragraph is a bit weird... but.... I am really sleepy... and felt like typing something all... mystical and... fancy...)
 
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Originally Posted by mferr84

hey, there were a few i didnt do on purpose...


i really did only type with one hand though
lolol you are doing an excellent job... better than i was. i kept correcting my mistakes. ;rolleyes:
Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace

I have often sat and pondered what it would be like to type with my opposite hands on a website made specifically for cat owners. Oh how at night I have dreamed of casually switching my hands from the left to the right, the right to the left. My left pinky on the j key and my right pointer finger on the a. To give my hands the experience of living in "another hands shoes" and now my dreams shall come true as I embark on a journey long sought out by man but dared not embarked on in fear of ridicule of thy fellow peers. So here I go noble people, to expand my knowledge further beyond which man has never gone! Dum da da dummmm1!!!!!! *suspense*


wow ygos feels weied

Ta da!

You know.. it does feel really strange... my right hand still wants to type the yuiopjkl;n,./ keys and the left still wants to type the qwertasdfzxcv keys O_O TRY IT!!! TRY IT!!! It is fun


(erm... yeah... the first paragraph is a bit weird... but.... I am really sleepy... and felt like typing something all... mystical and... fancy...)
i am so glad i helped realize your dream.
 

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It's always funny typing with one hand, hey? I've got pretty good though, as i'm usually withn Molly in one hand or Tibby in front of my face (hand stroking) or knitting in one hand mid stitch!


It generally just takes a bit longer to post!

Ryan, Chasey has settled in well with her Daddy, hasn"t she!
 
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Originally Posted by Sar

It's always funny typing with one hand, hey? I've got pretty good though, as i'm usually withn Molly in one hand or Tibby in front of my face (hand stroking) or knitting in one hand mid stitch!


It generally just takes a bit longer to post!

Ryan, Chasey has settled in well with her Daddy, hasn"t she!
yes, she has. i'm typing with one hand again.
 

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Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace

To give my hands the experience of living in "another hands shoes"
That's a glove, dear.
I can spell badly without trying. I've got three extra letters to work around now. ø, æ and å.....

qwertyuiopå
asdfghjklæø
zxcvbnm

How mad is that? I'd hate to see a Chinese keyboard
 

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Err ok... maybe I need to try harder at typing badly...


No cat here to come and get in the way though
 

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yeah, half the time that I am typing i'm typing one handed like for instance right now i am..shouldn't excuse bad spelling mistakes though.
 

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oooh giinness yhat is trttiblre gillu, ltyd drr if o can fdo anyb nryta..

OMG that's touch typing with my left hand..not my strong point. Lol!
 

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I don't think I will get ANY new job offer if I type with my left hand!


But let me try it again:

my bane is gullian and i cany ytype properky
 

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Ummmm, 'kay
. It's the wrong tyme of the day for being cat lapped (I usually get them around noonish) but I will meke a special effort not to go back and fix typos
 
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