Preheat oven; get out bowl, spoons and ingredients. Grease pan, crack nuts. Remove 18 toy blocks and 1 toy fire truck from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour; remove son/daughter's hand from flour; wash flour off him/her. Measure 1 more cup of flour to replace flour on floor. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl which child knocked on the floor. Get another bowl. Answer the doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove child's hands from bowl. Wash child. Get out egg. Answer telephone. Return. Take out greased pan. Remove 1 inch of salt from pan. Look for child. Get another pan and grease it. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find child; remove his/her hands from bowl; wash shortening, etc., off him/her. Take up greased pan and find 1 inch layer of nutshells in it. Head for child, who flees, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor. Wash off table. Wash down walls. Wash dishes. Turn off oven. Call the baker. Lie down!!!
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