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post #1 of 35
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"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline." If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 .

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line!

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw
it up anyway.

post #2 of 35
Now I knoooow there's a joke in there someplace.....

post #3 of 35
ya think?
post #4 of 35
Thread Starter 
:laughing2 :laughing2...yeah, that's why I posted it, it's funny. I don't have to make snyde remarks. I'm very direct about the way I feel. This is a joke, plain and simple...I thought someone here might find it funny.
post #5 of 35
I thought that was cute, Cat.
post #6 of 35
oops...posted same time you did. Let's keep it friendly everybody.
post #7 of 35
Thread Starter 

:laughing2 I'm glad you liked it...no problem!

post #8 of 35
Geez, reminds me of the call I made to BCBS earlier today . . .
post #9 of 35
Someone sent this to me a few weeks ago...think they were insinuating something?
post #10 of 35
can someone please come push 2 for me?!?!
post #11 of 35
What on earth is BCBS??
post #12 of 35
to push all the buttons! Though darn if I can figure out how???
post #13 of 35
Ya know...

I simply mean that there is loads of stuff to use....
Geez.. since when did everyone get so damn touchy...
This really used to be fun to post to but seems like everyone has thier little "camps"..
Ya'll need to lighten up...

post #14 of 35
Thread Starter 
Originally posted by Sandie
What on earth is BCBS??
Big Cat Big Site :laughing2 :laughing2
post #15 of 35
BCBS = Blue Cross Blue Shield, my health insurance

Their entire system seems to based on those stupid phone menus, with 4 or 7 choices on each tier, eventually dropping you into a voice mail. It's like message service he - uh, limbo.
post #16 of 35
I get so sick of those voice mail messages. The other night we were watching the Discovery Channel and one major company was now routing all of its customer complaints through a prison back east! Can you imagine that? Gave me the chills.....they supported it by saying it was cheap labor!
post #17 of 35
I once had to call SNET (Southern New England Telephone) about my DSL, cuz I had a problem.... so after about 30 pushes of various numbers they tell me that I have to call this other number (SBC) to get help.. so I call this other number, and after another 30 more (or so) pushes, Im told that I have to call the first number I called....
ACK.... I hate technology sometimes....

post #18 of 35
LOL, I would never have guessed that one. I would have been gullable and accepted Big Cat Big Site...and said "OH...Okay"..LOL
post #19 of 35
I also hate it when I have to wade through an explination that's 20 minutes long, in order to get to the button chopices I need to push.. or, when the "voice" tells me to please listen because the menu choices have changed.....

post #20 of 35
Do you and Sandie have his and her computers or do you just fight over the mouse???? Curious minds want to know.....
post #21 of 35
His and hers... in the same room... she has her desk and I have mine..

Works out really well...

no more nags about "you're on that damn computer to much" hehe
post #22 of 35

and I don't have a mouse...

AHEM.. it's a pen tablet.....


post #23 of 35
Okay, my turn, what's TYVM?
post #24 of 35
Thank You Very Much..

post #25 of 35
Thread Starter 
Sandie, that was funny! hahaha! I was wondering the same thing! hahahaha!

Thank you ver much.
post #26 of 35
me and the SO have a similar set-up. He's got his computer and I have my laptop.

But he spends his time online playing games.
post #27 of 35
Thread Starter 
Is that his real name Colby? :laughing2 Just kidding!
post #28 of 35
I got this really kewl game fro christmas (smootches honey)

Dues Ex... awesome..
until i had to call for a support question.. then BAM.... "please listen the choices as they have changed"....

post #29 of 35
YA know, and the best part is that the choices have in fact NOT changed since the last time you called
post #30 of 35
pretty much answers to anything....
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