Crazy kitty nicknames, anyone?

I have some really silly nicknames for the meowies. Mik is chunky chicken because he's a bit of a butterball (another name) for the breed... and he has little chicken legs! Lex is carpet demon or rolly monster because he likes hanging out on the floor and/or carpets around the apartment and likes to roll.

What are your funny cat nicknames?

Lexus is Lexus Poo Butt (use your imagination here as to why ...) or Lexus P. Brown. The P. also can stand for Pearl but only when I am mad at her ... as in "Lexus PEARL!!!!" She is also known as Lexus Damnit and responds to that immediately. *grin*

Tonka is Tinka, TinkaBear, BooBoy, Big Man, MooshyPot and Stinkerbelle. *grin*

my doggy Jazz is Barrel Butt - that's the strangest nickname in my house!

Spaz is Fuzzbutt, Spazilla or Spazinator
Vash is Dork, or Vashbrrrt
Trouble is Buddy or Fatty
Shadow is Whineycat
Cassi is Prettymewmewgirl
Ivory is Bug

Those are some silly nicknames!

Haven't gotten any really silly yet, the kitters haven't been with us long enough ! We do call Kellie (da Peke) "Pouf" or "Pouf Dog." Mithril is called Goldeneyes sometimes, or Silver Kitty.

We have the silly tabby names-Fred is Crabby Tabby because he is old and sometimes grumpy. Pepper is Flabby Tabby because she is one of those round bottomed kitties. Scooter is Gabby Tabby because he is very vocal.
There are also-
Fred-Fredlump, Papa Fred, Old man, and Fredgetoffmedammit
Pepper-Mommycat, Pepperpot, Fuzzybutt, Pretty face, Getyourassoffmycounter
Scooter-Scooterpie, Poot, The Pootster, Bittykitty, Sweet baby boy, Iamgoingtoskinyouandmakeslippersifyoudon'tstopthat
Pearl-Sweetiepie, Precious Pearl Girl, (that one was better before the tampon commercial) Mommy's sweet girl

Poodle: Poodly-Ankers, Flabby Tabby, Chubonza, Poots (Or Poot Poot)

Flibbo: Bibstro, El Monstro, Baby Boy

Garfield is also known as Schmiel-dee-oh. Festus is 'Spestos. I've been calling Sugartoes "My cat" even though she is a foster. Wishful thinking, maybe? Will is called Wilbur and Prince William more often than he is called Will!

Schmield is probably the oddest one, though.

Chunky Chicken? And Flabby Tabby? (That one fits Festie pretty well!)

My nicknames for my sweet Taffy is Taffers or I just call her baby as she is my baby. My sweetypie is another one I use too.

Sandy is Fatty, or Fat Girl

Sui is my little Chunky Monkey- she's gettin chunky and she's still my wild little monkey climbin' all over everything in the house.

Oscar is "Hoover" b/c he sucks up and eats everything he finds in the floor

Diddy's name IS a nickname---her REAL name is Diddle

Those are awesome kitty nicks everyone!

I also call Mik chunky monkey along with chunky chicken.

Zeke is Zeke the geek. (He answers to Zeke or Geek.)

Riley is big fat lug, or fat butt.

Jesse James is usually Big Bad Cat.

Savannah is usually baby girl, or Vanna.

Nothing too original here.

I probably should also mention that because Lexus is currently VERY pregnant, we also call her Jemimah Waddle Duck and Belly Full. My husband told me yesterday that we needed to make a "bumper sticker" to put on her behind ... "Wide Load".

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber


Diddy's name IS a nickname---her REAL name is Diddle

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That reminded me, Poodle's real name is Princess, and Flibbo's is Monster! I'm just so used to called them by their nicknames!

I call cj sugarbear or pretty boy nothing too fancy here.

Bella is Lil' Bit

Pansy is Fat Girl or Fat Cat

Midnight is Halloween Cat

Tuxie Cranky Ol' *itch

Shadow is Big Boy or Fraidy-cat - I've never seen such a flighty Tom that wasn't feral (which he NEVER was!)
Yeah, I'm pretty boring

Hubby's nickname for all of them: Pinhead. Bad hubby

Kittys nicknames are---Dumpling butt, Killer ((my dads nickname for her)), and of cours sweetie

Sasafras
JoeKitty
Kitty Joey
Kitty Baby
and Joseph.