thats it - I am done - let the countdown begin

Originally Posted by huggles

so now I need to continue talking to my belly and convincing baby that this world is a WONDERFUL place and baby really really really wants to come and see it!!!!

lets hope that he is wrong!!! I am going to go look at the map and find a nice bumpy road to drive up and down along

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I told you Baby Obes was going to stay in there forever!

Maybe you'll see him/her on their 21st!

No, really! I hope baby Obes decides to come out soon, was all want to meet him/her!

She's too comfortable in there. Overdose her on chocolate!

Awwwwwwwww, i bet you feel like the wait is like watching paint dry?!

Just carry on doing the things your able to do and try and not think about it and it might just happen

Hey Dan, I have heard about this old method for trying to get yourself to go into labor..........it goes like this:

Go buy yourself a bag of walnuts.....
Take these nuts and bring them to your back yard
Dig a hole 6 inches deep...no more, no less.
Also inside this hole, along with the walnuts, you have to place:
a spool of thread
the nuts
a spoon
a pair of your undies
a lock of hair from the father
a salt shaker
one can of beer
and last but not least, a roll of toilet paper

Cover all back up with the dirt and put a rock on top
Before you leave, stand naked on the mound of dirt and repeat this;
Oh mother of all mothers, I hearby leave for you these gifts from me and my child.........please take these gifts with the respect they were intended....

Then you go sit on your bed and wait........in less than 12 hours, you will have your first labor pain!

Oh good grief!, i hope if she decides to do that theres no nosey neighbours watching

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Hey Dan, I have heard about this old method for trying to get yourself to go into labor..........it goes like this:

Go buy yourself a bag of walnuts.....
Take these nuts and bring them to your back yard
Dig a hole 6 inches deep...no more, no less.
Also inside this hole, along with the walnuts, you have to place:
a spool of thread
the nuts
a spoon
a pair of your undies
a lock of hair from the father
a salt shaker
one can of beer
and last but not least, a roll of toilet paper

Cover all back up with the dirt and put a rock on top
Before you leave, stand naked on the mound of dirt and repeat this;
Oh mother of all mothers, I hearby leave for you these gifts from me and my child.........please take these gifts with the respect they were intended....

Then you go sit on your bed and wait........in less than 12 hours, you will have your first labor pain!

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Good grief! Obes would be so embarrassed he/she will never come out!

But I might pay to see such a site.

Grrr. I meant sight! But a website of this might be fun...

Originally Posted by gemlady

Grrr. I meant sight! But a website of this might be fun...

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Sounds like you're having 'one of those days'!!

Originally Posted by Sar

Sounds like you're having 'one of those days'!!

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Everyday is "one of those days"!

LOL that would be too funny. That would probably ring Social Welfare saying that this lady is unfit to care for her child in a sane way!

Dan! I'm so glad to hear that all is well with Baby Obes - except the not ready to come out bit .

When I went in to be induced the doctor who was trying to start labour off told me that I could let nature take its course - then he said the longest pregnancy on record was 13 months . I wouldn't have fancied his chances if he tried to leg it without inducing me . I told him less of the smart comments!

hahaha but then again - I might try anything at this stage (and dont worry our neighbours wont see a thing )

and dont worry Susan, I am carrying on like normal. Beth??? 13 months?? OMG!!! I dont like the chances of that happening here either, even though my OB said yesterday that letting nature take its own course is the best way to go as well!!

I had a few tears this morning as I think I am just a little overwhelmed. All my friends have their babies and I just want mine you know? hard to explain.

I feel great, I honestly do, just uncomfortable. I can still function and I have no aches and pains, so there is no reason for me to beg this baby to come out really.
Honestly I am more than happy to wait, but its just the fact that chris has to go away on a business trip and I am so scared that we wont be home before he has to leave and I really really wanted to give him a great fathers day gift this year, he tells me he is more than happy to wait until next year, and his birthday is only a couple of weeks away, so I guess it will be a great birthday present, but its not the same.

okay vent over... i am off to the hairdressers now

Thanks everyone for all your support

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Hey Dan, I have heard about this old method for trying to get yourself to go into labor..........it goes like this:

Go buy yourself a bag of walnuts.....
Take these nuts and bring them to your back yard
Dig a hole 6 inches deep...no more, no less.
Also inside this hole, along with the walnuts, you have to place:
a spool of thread
the nuts
a spoon
a pair of your undies
a lock of hair from the father
a salt shaker
one can of beer
and last but not least, a roll of toilet paper

Cover all back up with the dirt and put a rock on top
Before you leave, stand naked on the mound of dirt and repeat this;
Oh mother of all mothers, I hearby leave for you these gifts from me and my child.........please take these gifts with the respect they were intended....

Then you go sit on your bed and wait........in less than 12 hours, you will have your first labor pain!

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I want Chris to videotape this if you are going to try it!!

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Hey Dan, I have heard about this old method for trying to get yourself to go into labor..........it goes like this:

Go buy yourself a bag of walnuts.....
Take these nuts and bring them to your back yard
Dig a hole 6 inches deep...no more, no less.
Also inside this hole, along with the walnuts, you have to place:
a spool of thread
the nuts
a spoon
a pair of your undies
a lock of hair from the father
a salt shaker
one can of beer
and last but not least, a roll of toilet paper

Cover all back up with the dirt and put a rock on top
Before you leave, stand naked on the mound of dirt and repeat this;
Oh mother of all mothers, I hearby leave for you these gifts from me and my child.........please take these gifts with the respect they were intended....

Then you go sit on your bed and wait........in less than 12 hours, you will have your first labor pain!

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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

a lock of hair from the father

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hmmm problem!!! Chris dont have any hair?

But send me the beer !

Dan...I had 5 kids, trust me when I say this...
Baby Obes is going to come into this world when Baby Obes is good and ready & not before.
Obes rules.
Lei

Originally Posted by xocats

Dan...I had 5 kids, trust me when I say this...
Baby Obes is going to come into this world when Baby Obes is good and ready & not before.
Obes rules.

Lei

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I know Lei, and your completely right and in all honesty, I dont want Obes to come out before s/he is ready really, and if Chris wasnt having to go away on this business trip for a week i wouldnt care at all....

anyway, I am off to get purple hair - thats what happens Obes when you make Mummy wait now you will come into this world seeing purple haired Mummy

Originally Posted by huggles

hmmm problem!!! Chris dont have any hair?

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What about some belly fluff, it doesn't specify where on the body!

Originally Posted by Ginger's Mum

What about some belly fluff, it doesn't specify where on the body!

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another morning has arrived... and here we still sit


wonder what my ticker will say if we go over our due date? will it say "sorry your wrong" or "nope to comfy in here to come out" or "hahaha"