Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!
Ok I had to resurrect this because today I heard the best of all...
We had a different anaesthetist fill in for us this morning and his name is...wait for it...
I am not joking - brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
Oh, my, that reminds me of the character in the original M*A*S*H book (I don't remember if he was in the movie as well, I believe as a small part? Definitely wasn't part of the series.)
His last name was ... Major. His mother allowed his father to name him at birth and he named him ... Major
Then he joined the army became a Captain and got promoted to (you see this coming, right?) ... Major!!!
So he was Major Major Major.
Of course, that was fictional, but I swear, I can see it really happening!