Heh heh heh... just couldn't resist....

Just HAD to post this.... sooo funny!!

THE GIRL'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR CASH
> WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
> HALLOWED BE THY NAME
> THY CARTIER WATCH
> THY PRADA BAG
> IN HARRODS
> AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
> AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
> AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
> BUT DELIVER US UNTO LOUIS VUITTON
> FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
> THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
> FOR CHANEL No.5 AND ETERNITY
> AMEX.
>
>
> THE BOY'S PRAYER:
>
> OUR BEER
> WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
> HALLOWED BE THY ALE
> THY WILL BE DRUNK
> I WILL BE DRUNK
> AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
> GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
> AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
> AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
> AND LEAD US NOT INTO POOFY WINEBARS
> OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
> FOR MINE IS THE BITTER
> THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
> FOREVER AND EVER
> BARMEN !

:laughing: Maybe thats why my Visa always seems to disappear just before I plan a trip to the mall...I think its a conspiracy..cute

Hmmm could be!!! ha ha ha ha ha... personally I like the one... "Forgive us our overdraught" ..... Don't know why I like THAT one?!!! heh heh heh

Thats what sucks about 'Account Protection' it won't let me spend any more than my limit

NOOOOOOO!!!!! Id get rid of that girl!!! ha ha haha h ha.... I've only recently allowed myself a veeeeery small (like teeeeny weeeeny) overdraught, so Im ot that bad really. Honest! :goodbad: :laughing2

That was a good one, Rhea!!! :LOL:

That is just so funny whenever I see it it always puts a smile on my face

Rhea-if you run across anymore funny jokes like this one...Please Post! I get a kick out of them and they are so funny!