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How to tell if Martha Stewart has been near your cat

post #1 of 16
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Top 10 Ways to tell if Martha Stewart has been around your cat:

10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.

9. The cat's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. The cat toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The kitty scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole-wheat cat treats stamped out with copper
cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Cat hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your
cat tree.

2. Your cat goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

1. The cat droppings in your litter box have been sculpted into swans.
post #2 of 16
I am cracking up at this.
post #3 of 16
*snerk!*
post #4 of 16
The last one really cracks me up!!
post #5 of 16
lol i love this! ill have to send it to my mom hahaha
post #6 of 16
Sooo funny! I am deffinatley sending this one out to my cat loving friends!!!
post #7 of 16
I really liked the one about using the cat hair for birds' nest!!
post #8 of 16
Excellent!! Especially the last one!
post #9 of 16
Extremely funny and loved it

but WHO is Martha Stewart - am I stupid or what
post #10 of 16
Lol!!
post #11 of 16
Quote:
Originally Posted by bren.1
Top 10 Ways to tell if Martha Stewart has been around your cat:



4. Cat hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
material for the birds.

You mean other people dont do this? We would put the dog hair and cat hair from the grooming brushes in pinecones for the birds to line their nests, and we have pictures of them with it in their beaks....
post #12 of 16
I love it!! I have to send that one to some friends, they'd get a kick out of it!
post #13 of 16
sorry being english here but whos martha stewart????
post #14 of 16
She is the decorating maven in the US!!!
Just forwarded to my cat pals. Thanks.
post #15 of 16
This is great! I'm definitely going to pass it on.
post #16 of 16
This totally cracks me up.

I will admit, though, that I do put our cat's hair, and mine, too, outside for the birds to line their nests with.
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