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post #1 of 15
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At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the
night, the guy decides to try for the first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans
with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how
'bout a good night kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's too risky!"
Him: "Oh please, please, I like you so much!"
Her: "No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't."
Him: "I beg you...."

Suddenly, the light on the stairs goes on, and the
girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a
sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can
do it. Or if need be, he will come down and do it. But for crying
out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
post #2 of 15
Good one Fran!
post #3 of 15
post #4 of 15
LOL thats a good one!
post #5 of 15
thanks for that!
post #6 of 15


I have also heard the racier version of that one....
post #7 of 15
Good one Fran.
post #8 of 15
LOL!
post #9 of 15
LMAO!!!
post #10 of 15
post #11 of 15
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JakkieS


I have also heard the racier version of that one....
I was glad I didn't need to do any cleanup before posting
post #12 of 15
Oh, yeeeesss! I also (via my hubby ) have heard, seen the racier version of that one. Actually it loses something in the translation !
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post #14 of 15
Lol!
post #15 of 15
LOL. Finally something original - I like it.
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