Really bad Virus warning.....

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I know we've had these kinda things before, but htis one was just too funny not to post..... so......


> > If you receive an email entitled "HOLYCOW," delete it immediately.
> Do
> > Not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
> > erase everything on your hard drive, put it will also delete
> anything
> > on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
> >
> > It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
> > reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
> and
> > uses
> > subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
> will
> > program your phone auto dial to call only 0891 numbers.
> >
> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink
> > ALL your beer.
> >
> > FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?
> > It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
> > expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Immac and your
> Immac
> > with Deep Heat, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
> behind
> > your back
> > It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
> > that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
> backup
> > files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
> > incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly change the
> > interpretations
> > of key sentences.
> >
> > If the "HOLYCOW" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,
> it will
> > leave
> > the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
> close
> > to a
> > full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
> > mattresses
> > and pillows; it will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.
> >
> > **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!**
> >
> > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll
> > fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
> in
> front
> > of
> > you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send
> this
> > to everyone...


Ha ha ah ha ah ah.... OH NO!!! What are we to do??!!!
:laughing:
 

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lol

Seen the American version, now the British one!

Gotta ask tho', what are 0891 numbers and what is Immac?
 
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Ok.... Immac is a waxing product, and 0891 numbers are usually "date lines" or "adult numbers" (the ones that cost a fortune too!!) ya know......:laughing:
 
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Glad you liked!! Hey Spookey - I posted a message on the boards AGES ago for you, cos I looked at our profiles and they are almost the same!! ha ha ah ha
 

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I am laughing so hard tears are running down my face and people are staring. So unprofessional! :laughing:
 

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Bodlover
You and Spooky might even have a sense of humor that is almost identical too! Then we'll all be able to look forward to twice as many threads like this one!!
BTW, it is funny!!!!!
 
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