I haven't seen this in awhile...I thought it would be good to reinforce that "they" truly rule
1. After dark, all cats are jaguars.
2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care ....but it knows.
5. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cats.
6. Most people with cats know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it.
7. Never try to out-stubborn a cat. You WILL lose.
8. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this. (THEY the humans, THEY the cats or THEY the both?)
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
1. After dark, all cats are jaguars.
2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care ....but it knows.
5. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cats.
6. Most people with cats know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it.
7. Never try to out-stubborn a cat. You WILL lose.
8. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this. (THEY the humans, THEY the cats or THEY the both?)
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
