that I found in a community paper. The Horse Folks might chuckle over this especially.
A Blonde got 2 horses from a nearby ranch,but couldn't tell them apart. She went to a neighbour for some advice and he told her to cut off part of one horse's tail. She did this,but the next day the other horse got his tail caught in the barbwire fence and she had to cut his tail too. Back to the neighbour she went. This time he suggested she cut a little nick in a horse's ear to identify it. She did this,but sure enough the other horse got caught in the fence,nicking the same ear. Frustrated she asked the neighbour for a SURE FIRE way of telling them apart. He thought a minute and told her to simply measure the height of the two horses. Turned out that the black horse was 2 inches taller than the white one. :tounge2:
A Blonde got 2 horses from a nearby ranch,but couldn't tell them apart. She went to a neighbour for some advice and he told her to cut off part of one horse's tail. She did this,but the next day the other horse got his tail caught in the barbwire fence and she had to cut his tail too. Back to the neighbour she went. This time he suggested she cut a little nick in a horse's ear to identify it. She did this,but sure enough the other horse got caught in the fence,nicking the same ear. Frustrated she asked the neighbour for a SURE FIRE way of telling them apart. He thought a minute and told her to simply measure the height of the two horses. Turned out that the black horse was 2 inches taller than the white one. :tounge2:
