The Computer Swallowed Grandma

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA




The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her




And send her back to me!


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That's just way too cute.

aww thats so cute!

Good one MA...

That was to cute

Originally Posted by hissy

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA




The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her




And send her back to me!


Unknown

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I know where she is!!!!! She got run over by a reindeer and is having breakfast with the superstars in Heaven!

BTW THAT is such a cute poem!

That's really cute!

That's cute! Bet you can relate to that sometimes MA!

I seem to think it to the tune of gramma got run over by a reindeer.. though it's not right for the song...

I love it! That's way too cute!