Sitting with her cat, an old woman was polishing a dusty lamp she had found in the attic, when a genie popped out and offered her three wishes. Thinking quickly, she said, "I'd like to be rich. I'd like to be young and I'd like my cat to turn into a handsome prince." There was a puff of smoke and the woman found herself young and surrounded by riches. The cat had gone and a gorgeous prince stood beside her, holding out his arms. She melted into his embrace. "Now," he whispered, "aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
