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Hiya! I wike to file my own compant! Meomwy scared me! I was bak diggin in dis lil cubby, where she sayz mommy used ta hide in, but anywayz.... I was diggin bak dere, an she reeched bac an pickded me up! It scarred me! Y culdn't she jus leeve me alone!? She nose I culdn't heer hur comin up behinds me! It wuz MEEN!


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What works for me when the humans are mean, or makes me move when I'm comfortable, is I totally ignore them. Mommy will start to feel so guilty, that she will give me some Pounce to make up with me. (Sometimes I do this and she didn't even do anything wrong)

The best way to make the human feel guilty??? When you know that they can only sit for a couple of minutes, climb right up on their lap, and get right to sleep. They will feel so bad about having to get up, that they'll give me extra rubs or a treat. At least that's what works in my house, since my mommy loves having me on her lap, at least that's what she always says. Maybe try that little tip and see if it works for you all.
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And pass any suggestions you may have to teach those humans a lesson about scaring ya. Cause my daddy thinks it's really funny to scare me, too, Annie Oakley. It makes me real nervous
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Originally Posted by emmysamson

What works for me when the humans are mean, or makes me move when I'm comfortable, is I totally ignore them. Mommy will start to feel so guilty, that she will give me some Pounce to make up with me. (Sometimes I do this and she didn't even do anything wrong)

The best way to make the human feel guilty??? When you know that they can only sit for a couple of minutes, climb right up on their lap, and get right to sleep. They will feel so bad about having to get up, that they'll give me extra rubs or a treat. At least that's what works in my house, since my mommy loves having me on her lap, at least that's what she always says. Maybe try that little tip and see if it works for you all.
Good luck!
Emmy

And pass any suggestions you may have to teach those humans a lesson about scaring ya. Cause my daddy thinks it's really funny to scare me, too, Annie Oakley. It makes me real nervous
-----Ranger
Great edvice, Ranger! Meowmy iz normly cairful bout how she proaches me, acause I get scared E-Z acause I can't heer hur comin up on me, but she jus furgot dis time, I ges. I'll trie your "make guilty" trick, an see if I get any treets!


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us guyz foun out how it wurks fur uz is Roofuz looks pityfull an I jus wakxs our hooman an we getz da treets. He neffer fell fur the giltee bit. Sometimz hes not as dum az he lookz. Luky
 

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Dis iz Luky an Iz mad az I kan bee.
Iz jus foun out that my Pawpa iz gonna make me go on a die t. I needz help
!! I dont want les food I wantz moor food. Iz a growin boykat an I needz lotsa eats.

Danged ol Pawpa iz big hoomen effen if he lost wate an feelz bettur an walks an rides a bic i .... un no the 2 wheely ting. Wut am I gonna doo?
Ill starv an waist away too nutten.
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Aw, Lukey... I sorry. Dis is Billy. A diet aint dat bad, tho. Meowmy gave me dyet food, an it okay... I lost wait TOO fast, tho, an she had to put me half on dyet food, half on regular food. Dat kinda took the bad taste outta the dyet food. Maybe you can ask your pawpa ta do dat? Good luk!

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As a fellow "big-boned" kitty, I totally understand. I would just turn my nose up at anything that he tries to give me....even if it's my personal favorite. Then, when he's not looking, steal something off his plate.....or better yet, put some of your food in his! Like my mommy always tells my daddy...let's see you get down on all fours and see how fat you look!
So, the next time your daddy gets down on the floor to play with you, bring out the lite stuff and offer it to him.

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Originally Posted by emmysamson

As a fellow "big-boned" kitty, I totally understand. I would just turn my nose up at anything that he tries to give me....even if it's my personal favorite. Then, when he's not looking, steal something off his plate.....or better yet, put some of your food in his! Like my mommy always tells my daddy...let's see you get down on all fours and see how fat you look!
So, the next time your daddy gets down on the floor to play with you, bring out the lite stuff and offer it to him.

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Hi deer Emmy,
Dis Luky agin, I wood steel offen hiz plate but he eats junk lik selery an kerots an kottage cheez and nastee stuf lik dat. An becidez I neffer liked hooman fud that much ennywaz, well cept fur izekreem thass gud stuf. An sumtimz i drink the milk outta his sereal bool. Well he goz thry dis faze about once a year an den getz offer it so mebbee it wont be fur long dis tyme. ur pal Luky.
PS Pawpa don hafta get down on alla 4s too look fat he duz that ennywaz an when he getz down heer he haz a hard tyme gettin bak up. HAHA
 

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hey lukey, this tia, maybe you coud jus diet a lil bit til you lose som weight and then yur pawpa will give you a big dinner as a reward? luv tia
 

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Brrakkkk, Pawpa sez mi dyet wil start tomorrow wen he gets his munny an byes my new fud. I had dis fud befoer an it tastes ok but he dont gif me as much of it an he trys to fin wayz to make me cersize an run an maks me huf an puf an breefhs hard. Luky
 

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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Brrakkkk, Pawpa sez mi dyet wil start tomorrow wen he gets his munny an byes my new fud. I had dis fud befoer an it tastes ok but he dont gif me as much of it an he trys to fin wayz to make me cersize an run an maks me huf an puf an breefhs hard. Luky
Dere Lukey, least he GIVs it to you, my meomwy used to HIDE kibble for Mr. Butch to find so he wood have to get exercise lookin for it when he needed to lose wate! I glad that at least the food tastes good
, meowmy tol me human diet food tastes yukky lots of times. I hope that you lose the wate quik so you can go bak to eatin regular soon, yur friend jasper
 
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Lukey---maybe try sucking your gut in so you look skinnier....I've seen an awful lot of humans try that.
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Ok, now I gots a major complaint! This morning my meowmy took me to the BAD PLACE and I gots MANHANDLED and a SHOT TOO!
And meomwy LET THEM WIN!! When I was fitin the bad man and his helper girl, meomwy din't even HELP me when they ganged up on me
. And these worthless humans say that they LOVE US??!! What a pile of, er, waste! AND she let them CLIP my CLAWS!!
, that was the final outrage. Meomwy bettr watch it tho, I still gots my razor teeths and I NOT afraid to use them!
 

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I have a major greevance here.
My meomy sez tat dinner's at 6:00 but i sez it is now.
IN FAKT, I haf been telling her tat it was dinner time an hour ago. Why do I haf to tell you tat it is dinner time for 2 hours? She should feed me wen I sez so
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Originally Posted by carolcat

Ok, now I gots a major complaint! This morning my meowmy took me to the BAD PLACE and I gots MANHANDLED and a SHOT TOO!
And meomwy LET THEM WIN!! When I was fitin the bad man and his helper girl, meomwy din't even HELP me when they ganged up on me
. And these worthless humans say that they LOVE US??!! What a pile of, er, waste! AND she let them CLIP my CLAWS!!
, that was the final outrage. Meomwy bettr watch it tho, I still gots my razor teeths and I NOT afraid to use them!
When my claws get trimmed, my mommy has my daddy hold me while she clips them......and my daddy doesn't wash his hands first, and they're really sweaty!!!!
Now, the car ride to that place?? That's the part I really don't like.


Originally Posted by katachtig

I have a major greevance here. My meomy sez tat dinner's at 6:00 but i sez it is now. IN FAKT, I haf been telling her tat it was dinner time an hour ago. Why do I haf to tell you tat it is dinner time for 2 hours? She should feed me wen I sez so !!!!
I guess I'm kinda lucky, in that my mommy has my bowl full, usually, all the time. Now, sometimes, the bowl gets kinda low, and I start getting worried, so then I'm forced to eat the food off the floor......I put the food there for such emergencies....though my Mommy keeps sweeping it up.
 

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Originally Posted by emmysamson

I guess I'm kinda lucky, in that my mommy has my bowl full, usually, all the time.
We always haf the dry stuff wich is ok in a pinch. But I want the gud wet stuff. And meomy won't give it to me until 6:00.
I don't tink kittys shuld lern to tell time.

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Originally Posted by katachtig

We always haf the dry stuff wich is ok in a pinch. But I want the gud wet stuff. And meomy won't give it to me until 6:00.
I don't tink kittys shuld lern to tell time.

Carly
You get the wet stuff EVERY night????!!!!!!????? Oh, man!!! I am sooooooooo jealous!! I only get the wet stuff about once a month, or whenever I've managed to make mommy feel guilty!!!! I have a grievance to file!!!!!!!!

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My turn! My meowmies love ice cream and I like ice cream, too. Well, meowmy Jan likes Mint Chocolate Chip - and I don't!

I want meowmy Jan to get an ice cream flavor I like. That way I don't have to go all the way to meowmy Lue and mooch some of her Cherry Chocolate. I like cherry...
 

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Hey dere!
Meowmy not home yet
She come back Friday but purrpa been takin reel good care of us.
Meowmy sed she had double fudge milkshake today! Extra tredmill time for her toomorrow!
 

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PPSSSSSTttttttttttttttttt,,,Don tell Pawpa that wez sed dis but cinse hiz van iz ded wez tinkz tat menz dat we don hafta go to da bad plase or go inna da cat box ennywheer. MEOW!! Iz hops pawpa don see oops godda go bye---------------------------------

 
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