1st ever Cat Council (For cats only)

igots my pawpa traned to a t. iffen he givs me any statik i gets out a big ol kan of Whup @$$ and goz to town on him. He katches on purty kwik then.
But even tho hes a dummy sumtimz i wuves him anywaze. Dont tel him i sed that tho. i reely gotta make roofuz stop sukkin up to him tho or he gets too spoilted. Things culd be worser tho. he culd have a gurl livin here neeting up the plaze and sprayin that stinky flowerdy smellin stuff inna air and wanten to give me baffs an stuff like them lastest cuple of wimmens what wuz heer.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

igots my pawpa traned to a t. iffen he givs me any statik i gets out a big ol kan of Whup @$$ and goz to town on him. He katches on purty kwik then.
But even tho hes a dummy sumtimz i wuves him anywaze. Dont tel him i sed that tho. i reely gotta make roofuz stop sukkin up to him tho or he gets too spoilted. Things culd be worser tho. he culd have a gurl livin here neeting up the plaze and sprayin that stinky flowerdy smellin stuff inna air and wanten to give me baffs an stuff like them lastest cuple of wimmens what wuz heer.

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Bet you chased them girls off quik so you coud have yur pawpa all to yous selfs . Sides, that way he spen his monys on YOU cats sted of girls!

Originally Posted by katachtig

We tabbys are sleek and butiful. And my purrpa says that tabbys are the sweetest. Unlike those torties (like my sis Lucy) whos have attitudes.

Carly

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Carly, don't forget that you can get Tortoishell Tabbys like me too! See me in my Meowmy Sams signature i'm laid back and yet have that attitude too.



bridgey j

Wez gurls has purrpa wrapped around our lil toes. Hez jus puttys in our paws. The biggest problum wez have is that wez will be all nise and comfertable on a wadded up blanket and hez will strayten it out to make us more "comfertable". Wez usually has to go someplase else to gets comfertable.

Meomy puts up wit no guff buts shes warm and soft and cuddly and lets us needs her hair.

If yous werk it rite, having two peeples around can meen playing thems against ones another and getting an extra cans of food like Ari did a couples of deys ago.

Luzeee

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Jus the kake an yourselfs. The othur catz gotta bring stuff too,

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awesome!

bridgey j

Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

Carly, don't forget that you can get Tortoishell Tabbys like me too! See me in my Meowmy Sams signature

i'm laid back and yet have that attitude too.

bridgey j

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I's agree Bridgey. Our older sis Much has tabby and muted tortoiseshell tho you cant tell from the piture. She's really sweet but she will keep purrpa in line with a bite every once in a while.

Carly

Originally Posted by katachtig

I's agree Bridgey. Our older sis Much has tabby and muted tortoiseshell tho you cant tell from the piture. She's really sweet but she will keep purrpa in line with a bite every once in a while.

Carly

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Gots to keep dem hoomans IN CHECK! Olly hassn't figgered that out yet, he's a big old meowma's boy. He follows her around all day long, whinin, meowmy love me, meowmy i'm tired, meowmy I'm hungry, blah blah blah!

Big old sissy's what he is!

I give meowmy and purrpa love when I'm in da mood, but if dey try to pick me up I come out swingin!!

Emma

Originally Posted by katachtig

I's agree Bridgey. Our older sis Much has tabby and muted tortoiseshell tho you cant tell from the piture. She's really sweet but she will keep purrpa in line with a bite every once in a while.

Carly

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Much is a lovely Blue Cream Tabby Bicolour. I can't tell her tabby pattern from the photo though,

bridgey j

Hay, kan sumwun bring sum fishys to the meowting we likz dem fryed or baked an offur wayz too. Wez even liks sushi fishys. Dont bring no sardenes tho they too oily.

wif pologeez to Miss Gwen Stefani:

"we aint no hollabak cats!
we aint no hollabak cats!
few tiems we been ron that trak
an it ain just gonna happen like that!"

May we gets a copy o thoz rules, pleez? we wanna print a copy to make our meowmy memrize em.....
S & H

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

wif pologeez to Miss Gwen Stefani:

"we aint no hollabak cats!
we aint no hollabak cats!
few tiems we been ron that trak
an it ain just gonna happen like that!"

May we gets a copy o thoz rules, pleez? we wanna print a copy to make our meowmy memrize em.....
S & H

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Yes, jus a second while I make meomwy go and get dem..k, yous got to remember that des rules apply to kittys AND especially HUMANS!

Cat Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's MINE.

2. If I saw it first, it's MINE.

3. If it's in MY paw, it's MINE.

4. If it looks like MINE, it's MINE.

5. If I had it a little while ago, it's MINE.

6. If I can take it away from you, it's MINE.

7. If there is more than one, ALL of them are MINE.

8. If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes MINE.

9. If it's MINE, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.

10. If it's boring or doesn't good, IT'S YOURS!

dat one of the rule sheet, we have to find the other one , hope this helps, yur friend jasper

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hay, kan sumwun bring sum fishys to the meowting we likz dem fryed or baked an offur wayz too. Wez even liks sushi fishys. Dont bring no sardenes tho they too oily.

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Oh, an no catzfisheys ethur tha's too much lik cannabilisum fer uz. Dawgzfishys iz hokay tho. An no Dolphins, we neffer eats dem on Porpoise.

R rulz is simpl.. Wat's mine is mine...Wats urs iz mine 2!...Effry ting iz mine.

Hmm, catfish is fish and yuummy!

I'll bring mouses. You want them live or mummified?

Theys iz gud either way. Did anywun say they wud bring the creem? And does anywun kno whut tome the meowting iz?? Iz not seen it anywhare yet. Is Kitters comin or Rosie an Sofie an I hops alla kittyz come cawse it wil be fun. We will be abel to Diss on our hoomans and dey wont kno wez doin it. Corse dey dont know much anywaz. I'll bring my frens Orion an Whiskey an Pigpen an Peebles too.

Emmy,

This is Lilo. Girlfriend, I am sooo happy you started this counciling thingy-a -ma-jiggy for us REAL ANIMALS.

My meowmy is just driving me insane. She just doesn't get it that Im not a dog and dont want to do tricks. Sure I CAN do them. And I do just to get a treat but STILL!!!

Though I do just it when she rubs my big ol' belly. Oh and when she brushes me with that black bristly thing (I think its called a "Brushy time" cause thats what she says before she does it). Oh yea and when she gets down on the floor with me and talks to me to tell me how proud she is of me and how much she loves me and my babies... I just when she does that too.
Ya know come to think of it .... my meowmy is pretty cool (I guess) just dont tell anyone I said that.
Its those dang little short things with 2 legs she has that she calls "Laynee" and "Alleaha". I think their her babies cause they look just like her but smaller.
Anyways, they drive me just bananas...(did I just say BANANAS)???? I mean they just drive me TUNA FISH. (dont tell any of the other kittys I said bananas, ok?)

Well, meowmy says "Brushy time" so im off.

Signed-- LILO

anytime is a good time for a kitty council meeting......of course, the only place is here at the true cat site (this thread). We kittys don't need a scheduled time to vent or brag.....as we always have an opinion to voice. (I try to share my opinion with my Mommy all the time, but all she does is "Meow" back.....doesn't she realize some of the things she says??? Like, just this morning, I said, "Mommy, I'm hungry, please feed me." And she said back a really naughty word, and then "Put down the door" I didn't know what to think).

Cats rule....humans drool-----especially mine....ewwww!
Emmy

My purrpaw rrarrs at me sometimes but he dont reely speek gud cat tawk. but i know when he meows bed time and shuppertime so it wurks ok. I'm tryin to teech him but he's not the sharpist claw in the pawz ya know. He's smarter than a dawg but course that's not sayin much. Lukey & Rufus

iz have a greevance to file wit the kownsil on behaf of mt sisser, Karlee. Last nite, shes was sleeping next to purrpa all nice and comfy and meomy moves her to the foot of the bed!!!!! ::censor::censor::censor:: Meomy says tat Karlee was taking up a kwarter of the bed and tat purrpa was crowding her. iz beleeves tat meomy was fortunate to have Karlee share the bed wit her.

iz will be waiting for the kownsil to decide action on tis greevance.

Luzeee