What's your favourite bad joke?

You know how there are so many bad jokes out there but sometimes one just really tickles your fancy?? This is mine...a paediatrician at work told it to me and I laughed and laughed...

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.



What's yours??

Sarah, I love that!

The only one I can think of right now is:

What's white and sits in a tree?

A Fridge! Just don't ask!

Originally Posted by Sar

Sarah, I love that!

The only one I can think of right now is:

What's white and sits in a tree?

A Fridge!

Just don't ask!

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Ha! That reminds me of my Mum's favourite bad joke...

How does an elephant get out of a tree?
It sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn...

(Again, don't ask...lol)

Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

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Even before I opened this topic, that was the exact joke I was thinking about except it would have been, "why did the chicken cross the road?"

I have been hearing this one a lot lately:

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist...



Wait until I am further along than 14 weeks....muhahaha!

Originally Posted by JakkieS

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist...

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ha ha ha

I learned this joke when I was five, and I still love it (though honestly, it doesn't actually make me laugh anymore):

Q. How did the elephant hide in the strawberry patch?
A. He painted his toenails pink and lay upside down.

My favorite bad joke would have to be:

what's black, white and red?

A penguin with a sunburn

Why is it that so many bad jokes involve animals such as elephants??

Originally Posted by KitEKats4Eva!

Why is it that so many bad jokes involve animals such as elephants??

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Because when people get bored they tend to think of random things..such as......elephants in peanut butter..

okay...finally I have a forum to share my (favorite) bad joke!!!
(How pathetic am I? ) DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!!!!!!!
I can still remember the first time I read this, it was in a Highlights magazine, and it just cracked me up.......still does


What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with a doorbell??
A Humdinger!!

My classic favorite..

Q. Have you ever smelled mothballs?
A. How did you manage to spread their little legs?

I love it! Sometimes it still works, too!

Here's another one involving an elephant...

Q: How do you get an elephant inside a fridge in three steps?
A: 1- Open the door 2- Put the elephant in 3- close the door

Q: How do you get a giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps?
A: 1- Open the door 2- Remove the elephant 3- Put giraffe in 4- Close the door

Originally Posted by marie-p

Here's another one involving an elephant...

Q: How do you get an elephant inside a fridge in three steps?
A: 1- Open the door 2- Put the elephant in 3- close the door

Q: How do you get a giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps?
A: 1- Open the door 2- Remove the elephant 3- Put giraffe in 4- Close the door

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LOL!!!!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

I actually love this joke but most of the people I tell it to tell me it's stupid...

One night a guy is sitting in his house watching TV and the phone rings...
He answers and the voice on the other line says, "IIIIIII can taaaaaalk...."
So the guy just hangs up the phone...

An hour goes by and the phone rings again....
The guy answers and the voice on the other line says, "IIIIIII can taaaaalk...."
The guy says "That's great, buddy" and hangs up the phone...

Another hour goes by and the phone rings for the third time...
The guy is annoyed by now and answers the phone... "What?!?"
The voice on the other line says, "IIIIIII can taaaaaaalk....."
The guy says, "That's great, buddy... I'm so happy for you... now, stop calling me... I dont care that you can talk..."

Before the guy hangs up the voice on the other line goes... "But... Im a cowwwww...."

LoL.... it's actually a lot funnier when you hear the voice... hehe

I think that's funny!!!

oh gee... where to start:


What do you get when a cat drinks lemonade

A sour puss



Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly


What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence


Pete and repete went out in a boat, pete fell out and who was left?

Repete (and you just go on and on and on)

What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper

How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?

He left footprints in the butter.....


I babysit a lot.... what can I say lol

Aaargh all these elephant jokes!! Brilliant!!

Here's another one...

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

Originally Posted by JakkieS

I have been hearing this one a lot lately:

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist...



Wait until I am further along than 14 weeks....muhahaha!

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I like that one!