Forget Milk... Got B.O.?

I think most people know that "Got Milk?" campaign. How about B.O.? For anyone who doesn't know, B.O. is short for "body odor"..... that sour, disgusting, fetid odor that comes from losers who are too lazy to shower.

I think today was national B.O. day at my local grocery store. I went there after my softball game to load up on fresh produce. They sell it there really cheap. Safeway sucks!!! Price Chopper rules!!!!!! Anyway, it seemed like everyone in the store stunk of lingering B.O.! There was a woman at Safeway the other day who stunk like that too, but I couldn't escape it at Price Chopper tonight. One of the slobs putting out produce was about the stinkiest, but there were others too.

I just kept shopping and finally got away from it a few isles over after I finished picking fruits and vegetables. One of these days my frustration will come out and I'll tell one of these people that they stink like unholy hell and I'd suggest that they shower more than once a decade... calmly and not in those exact words of course. I'd probably leave out the "unholy hell" part. Wouldn't you like to tell one of these stupid jerks to take a shower?

Yuck! B.O.!!

You know what's not fair? It's not fair that these jerks probably can't even smell how badly they reek!! They are either immune to their own stench or have singed and melted their smell receptors in their nose years ago.

I'm with you on this one, Ryan. If people wanna be nasty smelly pigs, they should just stay at home in their pen. If they want to get out in public, they should take a freakin' shower. Next time I'm in a store with some smelly B.O. person, I'm gonna make it a point to walk right up to them and fart. See how they like inhaling someone else's filth for a change

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber

Yuck! B.O.!!

You know what's not fair? It's not fair that these jerks probably can't even smell how badly they reek!! They are either immune to their own stench or have singed and melted their smell receptors in their nose years ago.

I'm with you on this one, Ryan. If people wanna be nasty smelly pigs, they should just stay at home in their pen. If they want to get out in public, they should take a freakin' shower. Next time I'm in a store with some smelly B.O. person, I'm gonna make it a point to walk right up to them and fart. See how they like inhaling someone else's filth for a change

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My ex-husband used to fart in really embarrassing (for me) places. And the worst thing was it was so funny I just COULDN'T get mad at him. He did it at the movies during `The Sixth Sense', on the plane in the aisle on the way back from our honeymoon, on numerous weekly shopping expeditions...he was a very funny man that's why it took me six years to break up with him!!

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber

Yuck! B.O.!!

You know what's not fair? It's not fair that these jerks probably can't even smell how badly they reek!! They are either immune to their own stench or have singed and melted their smell receptors in their nose years ago.

I'm with you on this one, Ryan. If people wanna be nasty smelly pigs, they should just stay at home in their pen. If they want to get out in public, they should take a freakin' shower. Next time I'm in a store with some smelly B.O. person, I'm gonna make it a point to walk right up to them and fart. See how they like inhaling someone else's filth for a change

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LOL!!! I hope you do do that Kelly! You know... I think I really might talk to one of these offensive pigs one day. We all should!!! Let's have B.O. awareness week! It's a week where we're allowed to tell these stinkers that they reek of putrefaction!

Oh no, dont blame the poor worker for the stink. I used to work at K-mart and we had uniforms too (like the peopel working there probably had) and OMG you just sweat like a pig, because you have to wear black pants and a white shirt with a collar plus that stupid red vest which is liek a sweat magnet, and to beat all they say the air conditioners are "broken" but conveniently the only ones that work well are the ones in the break room and the ones in the managers office, which (coincidentally?) is where they spend all their time when they arent doing something stupid or yelling at someone for a stupid thing. Yeah. I will never work at a store like that again. Or fast food. If I worked at fast food I dont think I would be able to eat it anymore. And that would be sad.

Now the shoppers.... yeah... they probably stank.

I for one do not wear deodorant..... because it makes my underarms itch. I have tried basically every type of deoderant on the market, even supposedly" allergy friendly" ones, and they all make my armpits itch, so I just go without, but I do take a shower every day when I have to be places.

do you know, actually ive realised this my self.
EVEN IF YOU SHOWER the smell doesnt fully go away untill you shave your underarms?

Originally Posted by fwan

do you know, actually ive realised this my self.
EVEN IF YOU SHOWER the smell doesnt fully go away untill you shave your underarms?

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Men don't usually shave! Guess they're more prone to BO than us girls.

Eeeek if theres one thing i hate it'd body odour!

Where i come from were known for not sitting on the fence if something has to be said, and we have a bloke in the factory who's armpits stink!.

Now ok he does manual work, but then so do the other 30 odd blokes he works with and they don't honk!.

So me being me i told him!!!

Originally Posted by yayi

Men don't usually shave! Guess they're more prone to BO than us girls.

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germans do!!

I used to work with a man who I swear only bathed once a year, the smell of dried sweat in a small office was unbearable. That's one of the main reasons I left my last job, I just couldn't handle being cooped up all day with the smell, it made me feel sick (and the directors pretended not to notice as they didn't have to sit near him all day). If he walked down a corridor, the corridor would stink for hours. I have no idea how he couldn't smell it on himself

As for me, I shower every morning and am very aware of not smelling bad (probably due to working so close to someone who stank!). I just don't feel right until I've had my morning shower!

Originally Posted by rosiemac

Eeeek if theres one thing i hate it'd body odour!

Where i come from were known for not sitting on the fence if something has to be said, and we have a bloke in the factory who's armpits stink!.

Now ok he does manual work, but then so do the other 30 odd blokes he works with and they don't honk!.

So me being me i told him!!!

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Good! I'm glad you told him!!! Seriously! Did he finally realize he was making people nauseated and actually shower or wear deodorant?

Originally Posted by Purity

I used to work with a man who I swear only bathed once a year, the smell of dried sweat in a small office was unbearable. That's one of the main reasons I left my last job, I just couldn't handle being cooped up all day with the smell, it made me feel sick (and the directors pretended not to notice as they didn't have to sit near him all day). If he walked down a corridor, the corridor would stink for hours. I have no idea how he couldn't smell it on himself

As for me, I shower every morning and am very aware of not smelling bad (probably due to working so close to someone who stank!). I just don't feel right until I've had my morning shower!

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That really sucks.

Originally Posted by fwan

germans do!!

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Really? So now I know what country those hairless armpit male foreigners in the beach are from!

Originally Posted by fwan

germans do!!

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German men shave their armpits?

Originally Posted by rosiemac

Eeeek if theres one thing i hate it'd body odour!

Where i come from were known for not sitting on the fence if something has to be said, and we have a bloke in the factory who's armpits stink!.

Now ok he does manual work, but then so do the other 30 odd blokes he works with and they don't honk!.

So me being me i told him!!!

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Susan, 30 odd honking blokes must be the worst!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

German men shave their armpits?

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yes they do.. because they find it annoying to have the smell so strong so they shave it... its also apparently "cool"

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

Susan, 30 odd honking blokes must be the worst!

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Thats the thing though Susie, their fine it's just that one bloke who honks

The other 10 in the office are fine as well

Get this - I know this guy who does not believe in deodorant. It is against his beliefs. He thinks it is wrong. And he stinks to high heaven. I cannot stand to be around him, its disgusting!!!! On many occassions, I have threatened to buy him some deodorant!!!

Gross. This whole thread is gross. My first year teaching I had a kid who sat right in front of me who always stunk. Yech.....

Okay, I would agree that rancid body odour that smells like it's been lingering 20 years can be absolutely disgusting and makes me want to hurl.

That said, there are times when an attractive guy walks by and has slight body odour that I find to be a real turn on. It's actually a somewhat *clean* body odour, like he just left the gym, if that makes any sense. It must be a chemical thing. Or maybe I'm just insane.