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FUNNY THOUGHTS!

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
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These have me chucklng!! My cats think I'm "going off the deep end", but it's makiing housework a lot easier to do! Thank you for sharing! I've printed this page to enjoy over & over.....
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cheryl, where do you find this stuff!!!

that is hilarious!
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Originally Posted by mferr84


cheryl, where do you find this stuff!!!

that is hilarious!
Look behind you....that's where.

BTW: Thanks for the compliment!
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Oh dang, I love that!
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Originally Posted by ccoccocats
Look behind you....that's where.

BTW: Thanks for the compliment!
your welcome!

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
that is me when something goes wrong... i laugh to myself thinking about the person i am going to yell at!! because of course... nothing is eeeever my fault!!
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That was too funny, I love it!!!
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TOO FUNNY!
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