Taglines For ebay

Half the time when people talk about ebay it's because of some strange piece of junk that someone was trying to auction or some strange piece of junk that sold for tons of cash. I use ebay, but there are a lot of stupid people who use it too. I could think of a couple of appropriate taglines.

9 out of 10 fools agree... ebay.com is the best place to spend their money.

ebay.com... the number one place to buy overpriced junk in the entire universe!

Can you think of any?

Hey Ryan, are you cutting you hair?

Originally Posted by hissy

Hey Ryan, are you cutting you hair?

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LOL! No, I was cutting the stupid lawn.com

I can't think of any but they are good! and true!

Originally Posted by WellingtonCats

I can't think of any but they are good!

and true!

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Oh I'm sure you can think of something smurfy Sam!

ebay.com... where fools and their money are soon parted... and parted, and parted and...

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

ebay.com... where fools and their money are soon parted... and parted, and parted and...

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ryan, i cant help but take this personally i buy so many useless things on ebay

its like a drug

Originally Posted by mferr84

ryan, i cant help but take this personally

i buy so many useless things on ebay

its like a drug

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Well please don't because I buy things on ebay too. -but you don't buy softballs signed by Jesus Christ in red marker do you? Those are the fools I'm talking about.

I enjoy watching Jay Leno's ebay portion in his show. I couldn't believe how many people get fooled into buying junk. Makes me think ebay is exclusively for the brainless!

I still think the funniest one I ever saw that sold on ebay was an autographed picture of Jesus!

or this one-

Afterlife Protection

Originally Posted by hissy

or this one-

Afterlife Protection

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Oh gee? Can you image? No one purchased this!! *wink*

I like those countless taglines of seeing the Virgin Mary on pieces of toast and trying to sell them to unwitting customers... I constantly think are people that easily fooled?

The weirdest ebay-thing for me was the baseball sold by a mother with her kids autograhps. Cant remember what it went for but I think it was in the $1000-range

ive banned my self from ebay last year when i just opened my account as i turned 18 i couldnt stop bidding, it really became like a drug and i would get so pissed when i lost something, then i saw all of the money i saved go down the drain and thats when i woke up i had to stop looking at ebay.
With that money i should have invested into better things.

"Ebay: Garbage out, garbage out".

Wally World Stuff at Nieman Marcus prices.

Ebay - sell your trash globally, not just locally!

I remember the auction where the seller said he had captired a ghost in a bottle, and was selling it off on ebay.

Actually, I purchased all of my Generation 1 or 1980's My Little Ponies on Ebay. I replaced my entire collection of those old ponies on ebay. I paid a small fortune for all of those old Ponies. I remember when I bought them new, they were about $4.00, but I ended up paying over $50 for some of those old ponies.

Originally Posted by hissy

I still think the funniest one I ever saw that sold on ebay was an autographed picture of Jesus!

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Wow. I know there are useless or unbelieveable things being sold on Ebay, but really, afterlife protection or an autographed picture of Jesus? Hhmm...I do wonder if anyone would be interested in bidding on additional 9 lives for cats!!

Here's a possible tagline:
Ebay. Where people bid on items and win them at higher prices than what they could pay at their local store!!