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Why are womens' brains CHEAPER than men's

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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

Let me know of ur reactions. Some of u have probably heard this joke many times but it still cracks me up!
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very funny!
post #3 of 22
It also works with the punchline, "Well, male brains are rarer..."
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post #5 of 22
Good one!
post #6 of 22
LOL
post #7 of 22
OH that is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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post #9 of 22
That's really funny!!
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Well its right isnt it?
post #11 of 22
I've heard it before, but it deserves to be repeated. A neurosurgeon I used to work with (named 7th best in the country) used to love to tell this joke to the patients..and he was a male!
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Good one! And I havn't heard it before.
post #13 of 22
I don't get it........
post #14 of 22
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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
I don't get it........
Are you pulling our legs big daddy? I think you are! A "used" brain, meaning that it has been thinking..anything "used" is cheaper as opposed to new...a brain that has not been used.
post #15 of 22
I kinda Had my metaphorical tounge planted firmly in my cheek there...lol
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Originally Posted by Mom of Franz
Are you pulling our legs big daddy? I think you are! A "used" brain, meaning that it has been thinking..anything "used" is cheaper as opposed to new...a brain that has not been used.
I kinda Had my metaphorical tounge planted firmly in my cheek there...lol
Besides my brain is pretty well used.............up....lol
post #17 of 22
That is too funny!
post #18 of 22
hahahahaha
post #19 of 22
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Glad to hear that u've enjoyed this story!
post #20 of 22
i have always wondered... what does tonge in cheek mean?
post #21 of 22
Rotfl!
post #22 of 22
I haven't seen that one yet, that's pretty cute!!
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