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post #1 of 8
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Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weawy givths a thit."
post #2 of 8
That was funny! But poor widdle wabbit!
post #3 of 8
My ex-roommate has a python, I don't think his really givth a thit either. She's not big enough for rabbits yet, but she tackles rats of every color persuasion.
post #4 of 8
I've always loved this joke, of course, being both a bunny lover and a reptile owner, my simple rule is, if it can be considered farm livestock, I'll never feed it to a snake.
post #5 of 8
awwww. Thats funny! But poor rabbit--I've always had a hard time with the whole food chain thing. I know all creatures have to eat but bunnies are so cute!
post #6 of 8

It's such a difficult thing, isn't it?! Nature is often cruel!
post #7 of 8
Oh good grief that was so funny!! But it wasn't the fact that it was a poor rabbit, it was the way it was being told!

Ryan would love it!. Where is Ryan?!
post #8 of 8
So funny, in a kind of sick way!
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