Fee Line
There is this man is in the supermarket, keeping a mental record of how much he'll spend when he gets to the cash register. "That's two dollars and a cat... Five dollars, fifty cents, and a cat... Nine dollars and a cat... Thirteen dollars, sixty five cents, and a cat..."
A fellow shopper asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'and a cat?'"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the fellow said. "I've got an add-a-puss complex."
There is this man is in the supermarket, keeping a mental record of how much he'll spend when he gets to the cash register. "That's two dollars and a cat... Five dollars, fifty cents, and a cat... Nine dollars and a cat... Thirteen dollars, sixty five cents, and a cat..."
A fellow shopper asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'and a cat?'"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the fellow said. "I've got an add-a-puss complex."
