The "Skewed" Quotes Game

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We all know some famous quotes. Right? Well the object of this game is to get the creative juices flowing by taking a famous quote and skewing it a bit. For Rigel this means to make it a little strange. Any famous quote is fair game but keep it clean folks, this hereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s a family site and we donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t want to offend anyone (well at least not more than a little tiny bit).




Anyway it would work like this;



Real quote, “You can lead a horse to water, but you canâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make him drink.â€



Skewed quote, “You can lead a boor to culture, but you canâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t make him think.â€



Do you see where Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m going with this? Any Questions?



Enjoy, and let the games begin.
 
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Real.....A penny saved is a penny earned.

Skewed......Apenny saved isn't worth a penny anymore.
 
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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

We all know some famous quotes. Right? Well the object of this game is to get the creative juices flowing by taking a famous quote and skewing it a bit. For Rigel this means to make it a little strange. Any famous quote is fair game but keep it clean folks, this hereâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s a family site and we donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t want to offend anyone (well at least not more than a little tiny bit).
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Roger That!
Compadre!



Let see:

Quote: Houston we have a problem....



Skewed quote: Houston We have a Solution!
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Quote: "My cats are a treasure that I can't spend but grows more valuable to me every day"
Skewed quote: "My cats litter box is full of treasures that I can't spend, but it grows fuller every day!"

 
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Originally Posted by Beckiboo

Quote: "My cats are a treasure that I can't spend but grows more valuable to me every day"
Skewed quote: "My cats litter box is full of treasures that I can't spend, but it grows fuller every day!"

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Good One!
 
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Originally Posted by Beckiboo

Quote: "My cats are a treasure that I can't spend but grows more valuable to me every day"
Skewed quote: "My cats litter box is full of treasures that I can't spend, but it grows fuller every day!"

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Thankyou so much Beckiboo now I've hit the big time...lol roflmaopip
 
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"The golden years...."

"The rusty years..."
 
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Full speed ahead and damn the torpedos

Full speed ahead and damn look at all the torpe..............Blam!!!
 
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Hmm...I'm not very good at this..


"Actions speak louder then words."

Cats speak louder around dinner.


You guys have all done really good! Great thread!
 
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Originally Posted by xocats

"The golden years...."

"The rusty years..."
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How True! I feel like that every morning when I get up.
 
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Quote, "To err is human, to forgive devine."

Skewed Quote, "To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer."
 
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Quote, "To err is human, to forgive devine."

Skewed Quote, "To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer."
 
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"I Speak softly and carry a big stick." Teddy Roosevelt




"I Speak softly and carry a big stick, and I'll use it too." Bugs Bunny
 
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