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25 Signs That You Are Getting Old

post #1 of 16
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1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.

5. You are proud of your lawn mower.

6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

8. You sing along with the elevator music.

9. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

13. You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

14. You send money to PBS.

15. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

16. You take a metal detector to the beach.

17. You know what the word "equity" means.

18. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

19. Your ears are hairier than your head.

20. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

21. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

22. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

23. You can go bowling without drinking.

24. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

25. People send you this list.
post #2 of 16
OMG, I'm old!!

I like the quote in your signature.
post #3 of 16
My mom must be ANCIENT! (Sorry Mom!)
post #4 of 16
Quote:
Originally Posted by consumercity
I like the quote in your signature.
...you´re a poet Dear Howard!


And yup! i´m a older too... ........ .... .....
post #5 of 16
post #6 of 16
I just realized I can say yes to just about all of those............NAH! I am only as old as I feel, just some days I feel like I have been around for a 1000 years
post #7 of 16
Thankfully I didn't get many yes's!
post #8 of 16
2. Your back goes out more than you do. Mine is at it again hummm wonder if someone could send it home for me.
and mention was made of taking a metal detector next trip anywhere so I wonder if that means I am actually getting old too.
post #9 of 16
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Originally Posted by WellingtonCats
Thankfully I didn't get many yes's!

My clocks ticking too but i didn't get many yes's either, but wait till I show my hubby hahahaha (Weather station) hahhaahaha good one..
post #10 of 16
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Originally Posted by Kittywarden
2. Your back goes out more than you do. Mine is at it again hummm wonder if someone could send it home for me.
and mention was made of taking a metal detector next trip anywhere so I wonder if that means I am actually getting old too.
Yep fraid so Sis I think we are both in the same boat
post #11 of 16
Hey! I've taken a metal detector to the beach ever since I was 8 years old.
post #12 of 16
post #13 of 16
that is a cute one!!!! I'm sending it to my dad and brother... they'll laugh
post #14 of 16
That's good!

I know i'm getting old beacuse I am so excited about my new steam cleaner and my new hand held cordless hoover!

I did answer yes to some of those things too! and i'm only 23!
post #15 of 16
Oh good - I'm not old yet!
post #16 of 16
umm... i must be old
iabsolutely love the weather channel lol!
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