Does Your Cat Own You?

[font=Courier New, Courier, mono]DOES YOUR CAT OWN YOU?[/font][font=Courier New, Courier, mono]1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?

5. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?

6. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

7. Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

9. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?

10. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?

11. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?

12. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

13. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

14. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?

15. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

16. Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

17. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

18. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?

19. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

20. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?

21. Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?

22. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?

23. When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?

24. Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?

25. Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?

26. Do you you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?

27. At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself?

28. Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep?

29. Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading?

30. Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers?

31. Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?

32. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?

33. Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?

34. Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way)

35. When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?

36. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?

37. When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?

38. Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on the counter instead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it?[/font]

How did you know?!

1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
No, I just don't invite them over if they don't like cats.

2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
No, I always want a new kitten, regardless of how I feel.

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
We usually buy a 30 lb. container a month

4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
The litterbox is my Hubby's job

5. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
Thankfully our drapes aren't long enough for the girls to swing on. And they don't like butter.

6. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Of Course! I'm proud of my babies

7. Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
No, they are usually at the foot of the bed and don't get in the way.

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
You bet!

9. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?
Only things like yogurt and ice cream

10. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
They try, but we don't let them on the table while we're eating.

11. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Lucy does, and I don't like it because she usually sleeps right over my mouth and nose

12. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Nope, dry food only

13. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
No, I try to sneak out the remote without disturbing sleeping beauty

14. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
No, we hung a hummingbird feeder outside the window instead.

15. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
No, we have indoor cats only

16. Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Yes

17. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
They each have their own stocking but we don't spend more on them than we do on each other

18. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
No, we just send out generic Christmas cards

19. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
I don't make the bed that often

20. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
No, they eat out of food bowls with pictures of kitties on them

21. Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Store bought only

22. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
They usually wake me up, so they aren't asleep when I get out of bed

23. When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?
No, but I pick up each one and pet them

24. Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?
Not on purpose, but Lucy will sometimes wiggle her way to having most of the pillow

25. Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?
No, I'll pick them up and put them in my lap

26. Do you you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?
Toilet paper ranks pretty high on things to not run out of, so no

27. At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself?
No, I just go up and down the aisles

28. Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep?
No, they usually settle in after the lights are out for the night

29. Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading?
Daisy always does this no matter what your reading, but only if it's spread out on the floor or table

30. Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers?
No, I don't want them to get stuck in the dresser while no one is home

31. Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?
We don't have a flea comb

32. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
No, I just sneak them a little piece of mine

33. Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
They prefer a gourmet meal of dried cat food

34. Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way)
I have their picture as my screensaver at work, but no pictures in my wallet

35. When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
I don't think so

36. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
I don't date anymore, I'm married. But I did marry a cat person

37. When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
I point and each cat and tell the person who is who

38. Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on the counter instead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it?
No, but we do keep empty beer boxes because the cats like to play and sleep in them

1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
No, but they don't get invited over much if they don't like them

2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
I also always want another kitten, space is the only thing that prevents it

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
How does 120 pounds a month strike you?

4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
No, but I do scoop religiously twice a day, three if necessary

5. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
Of course it's cute

6. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Yes

7. Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Yes

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Yes

9. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?
Yes

10. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
As well as in my lap, yes

11. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Yes, I wish they wouldn't get on the pillows at all though...stupid allergies

12. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
No, my cats have never met a canned catfood they didn't like

13. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
I don't really watch TV, but I do have well chewed remotes

14. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
I did one better, I bought a real aquarium for them to watch

15. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
If I had cats that went out at all, I probably would, I already do it for the dog

16. Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
At home of course

17. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Yes

18. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
No to the pictures, but the cats do 'sign' cards sent to family

19. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
No, they all 'help' make the bed

20. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
No, but they do eat wet food on a platter

21. Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
I always heat their wet foods

22. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
No, usually it's one of the cats that's awakened me

23. When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?
No, we tell the dog and the parrots and trust them to inform the cats

24. Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?
No, I keep 6 pillows on the bed, so I get to use one, also, the cats count the dog as a pillow as well

25. Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?
Oddly, the cats are not interested in the chair seat, they like balancing along the back of the chair

26. Do you you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?
Yes

27. At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself?
I buy catfood at the petstore, but I go to the petstore before hitting the supermarket

28. Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep?
No, my back is in bad enough shape

29. Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading?
Yes

30. Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers?
Yes

31. Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?
No I haven't seen a flea in 8 years

32. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
No, but I put aside lots of strips of breast for them

33. Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
No, but they do insist I share my cheese omelet

34. Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way)
Yes, I do

35. When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
No, the cats are afraid of the disembodied voices coming from the phone

36. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
Yes actually, I have

37. When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
Yes

38. Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on the counter instead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it?
I would, but the dog eats them

1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
My kitties are my friends and family everyone else is second best LOL jk..

2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Yes very much so

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Actually a less

4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
No. Every morning at 8:30 same time every day..

5. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
hehehehehe Doesn't everyone?

6. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Yes, very proud of it..No matter how many bad looks I get

7. Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? Hahahaha I hate moving just incase one of the kitties my be disturbed and they may leave.

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips? More like they kiss me I don't have a say in it.

9. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon? Ok, I'm busted

10. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? Ok, I'm busted again

11. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? LOL MAX does hahaha he doensnt' even wait, he just walks over and belly flops..

12. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Nope...

13. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? Na.. Thats going to far in this house.. But we do watch the cats more then the TV since they are always in the way.

14. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? I don't need one. We had an aquarium but the cats kept falling in it. Then we got a huge tv so they just sit infront of it and watch that no matter whats on..

15. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? LOL, no they only go out on the leash so I carry them out and back in again.. Spoiled brats..

16. Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? With the cats any day...

17. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? We both do.. We are bad for that..

18. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? Haven't got that far yet..

19. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? LOL have too, its the only way I can make the bed - they wake up I close the door and make the bed.. if not look out.

20. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? LOL no.. hahaha

21. Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? Hmmm no..

22. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? hahaha been there done that..

23. When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time? We do that for sure.. We say good by to each one.. hugs and kisses. Tell Chucky to watch over the rest of them. Tell Ricky to be good and all of them to leave Buddy alone. Then we say see you in the morning or when ever our shift is done..

24. Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it? Naa.. I slide the pillow over and sleep on the cat hahahaha

25. Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair? I pick up Jeanie and put her on my lap, Thats what she waiting for.

26. Do you you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper? For sure.. We totally forgot toilet paper friday but we had cat litter.

27. At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself? We always put the babies first.. My hubby will have a stroke if he thinks we will run out ..

28. Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep? I have done that only once.. What a neck kink.. OUCH!!!

29. Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading? I can't read with out the cats driving me insane. I give up, get them comfortable then I resume.

30. Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers? Busted..

31. Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb? Hahahaha No ..

32. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? We set places for the cats to eat and share our turkey dinner. Actually if I can find the pic I will post it soon.

33. Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? They eat cereal with me sometimes

34. Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way).. We don't but we have a website so we say hey come see our babies if we are at work and if not we give people the link for them to look..

35. When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? My sister talks to Titden..

36. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? Oh my.. can't answer that already married..

37. When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? Yes, there is no other way.. Jane this is Chucky

38. Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on the counter instead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it? Pizza boxes, noodle boxes, bulk crap dinner boxes.. LOL you name it..

Without getting into details, I'm "guilty" of most of those "charges"!

Originally Posted by jcat

Without getting into details, I'm "guilty" of most of those "charges"!

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