This Week's Questions June 19-25

cheeseface · Jun 19, 2005

Okay, here are the questions. -nothing really scary here, so I hope you're not disappointed!

Here's a quick tip for highlighting multiple choice answers and making them bold. You can do the same thing with italics, size and color etcetera.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

12. Does a tan turn you on?

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

AbbysMom · Jun 19, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Okay, here are the questions. -nothing really scary here, so I hope you're not disappointed!

Here's a quick tip for highlighting multiple choice answers and making them bold. You can do the same thing with italics, size and color etcetera.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

Invite him in of course. I love snowmen! Of course I would tell him to stay away from the fireplace,

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

It depends - what do I think of my boss. do I like him or hate him? Do I trust my boss? Is my boss only out for himself? What kind of day am I having that day? If I trust my boss, I may tell him a few problems that person has that HE should be on the lookout for and then he should decide for himself, or let him counsel the coworker on how to be better.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

My husband and it would probably be some type of peanut butter involved (that sounded kind of kinky, didn't it?)

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

last night

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

We haven't had Abby that long - her biggest treat to date is some cheddar cheese.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural. (and that would be "husband" )
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

Depends on my mood that day - if he or she had recently annoyed me, I would probably say nothing. otherwise, I would point it out.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words must rhyme with Susie.

Does any word rhyme with Susie ? I will get back to you on this one

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

A few nights ago - too many vegetables and beans.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

beef stew

12. Does a tan turn you on?

not really

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

no clue what that is

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

no

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

none that I can think of

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

"You are so smart, clever, etc"

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

one piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

I don't know many people yet.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

Great questions!

mferr84 · Jun 19, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
capture him and put him in my deep freeze until x-mas day. Since it doesnt snow here, or get cold enough to keep it frozen... he would only last half a day

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
the my co-worker hasnt been up to their productivity level lately and i was worried that something may be wrong with them... maybe he should ask...

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
strawberry ice cream in a little cup... and i would imagine you ryan

Actually, i probably wouldnt imagine a person, i would imagine being somewhere else... cold!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
a long time... the next person who tries to tickle me... could get seriously hurt...

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
turkey from the deli... once they got a bite of hot dog... that is about as special as it gets around here

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
even if i didnt know her i would tell her... i would want someone to tell me

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words must rhyme with Susie.

i am sooo bad at rhymes! i might think of one later though!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
a couple nights ago... (taco bell)

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
good ole' spicy gumbo!

12. Does a tan turn you on?
no, doesnt really make a difference

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

Yes

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
somewhat

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
i dont have any idea what movies are out... school and tcs take up all my time

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
hey, a compliment is a compliment... i will take 'em all!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

a tankini

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?
i want to see everyones pic.. it is nice to see the gorgeous people you are talking too!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.

f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket. hey, it usually works
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.

h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

BTW, what is the first worst nightmare??

i think this is the most complicated thing i have done all week!

pamela · Jun 19, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Okay, here are the questions.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
I immediately grab the carrot off and chomp down on it...

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

OHHHHHHH.... I'd say that he has not been working much.... *wicked laughter**

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
CHOCOLOATE SHAKE!!!!!!!!!!! A GORGEOUS guy named Ben Affleck..

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
This morning at church....

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
"Whiskas Temptations"

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?
a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural. First choice
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

second choice..

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
`I'd keep MUM and not say ANYTHING while laughing my head off inside....

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

NO IDEA about rhyming...

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

Can't remember...

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
Toasted bread with Tuna Fish and Cream of Chicken to dip the sandwich in..

12. Does a tan turn you on?
Depends ....

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
Not sure what u mean by this. I'm assuming u mean the kitchen applicance that is used to cook in? If so, nope.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
Good question.. NOPE..

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
dunno. I don't keep track of movies..

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
That I am doing EXCELLENT at work, that I look GREAT.. and that he likes me (That's ONLY IF I like him....

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

How typical of a guy to ask that!!!!! one piece..

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

I have never checked the pic thread out so I have NO IDEA who have already posted pics of themselves..

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

Adding another option (K) First, I'd tell him/her that I'm deaf (so he/she won't think I'm trying to be difficult and to be patient while communicating.. THEN I'd be honest about the speeding and apologize for speeding hoping he or she'd be impressed with my honesty and either give me a warning.. It has worked before!

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

What does that mean "cut the cheese"? U mean sneezing? If so, I'd select A...

captiva · Jun 19, 2005

Oh Good Lord! No wonder it took all day !!!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

Grab my coat and gloves and run outside to play

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

I almost always give an honest answer.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

My hubby or a good girlfriend, maybe my nephew. I order a slushy or a hot fudge sundae!!!

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Within the past year

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? George loves cheese, Mama loves popcorn. Not really "special"

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? If it was someone I didn't like, I would not tell them and let them go the entire day looking like an idiot. If it was a friend, I would quietly pass a Kleenex and give them a little "you have a nose problem" nod so they would know.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? I don't remember

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Roast and mashed potatoes and gravy

12. Does a tan turn you on? On the right person it would.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No - but I have one - at least that is what Gram always calls those big pots.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? One goes with the other, doesn't it?

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Haven't seen the latest Star Wars yet

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? When someone tells me I have a pretty garden.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? One piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.

chester&piper · Jun 19, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Tell him to get the he** back to the North Pole; we get enough snow here in winter!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I'd probably tell them the truth; I've been in a situation like that before.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? A mint chocolate chip cone and I'd be with my cousin

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Years ago.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas!

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Depends on my mood that day. If I feel like being nice I let them know. If not, then I don't!

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Let me get back to you on this one...

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Can't remember

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Cream of broccoli and

soup, with a toasted, buttered bagel to dip in

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not really

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? No, thank goodness!!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? War of the Worlds

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? any compliment

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

neither... I don't do bathing suits

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? Can't think of anyone

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
Well if I actually drove I'd:
a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

kittylover4ever · Jun 19, 2005

Good ones Ryan! LOLOLOLOL Thanks so much for doing this for me today!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

INVITE HIM IN AND TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING UP WAY HIGH!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

PROBABLY THE TRUTH......LIES ALWAYS COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE BUTT

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

OH, THE KING OF ICE CREAM JERRY WOULD BE THERE WITH ME, AND IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE SOMETHING CHOCOLATE

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

A LONG TIME AND DON'T GIVE JERRY ANY IDEAS. I HATE TO BE TICKLED!

5. What?s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

TUNA STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure won?t be any good. What do you do?

c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

HAVE A HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE FOR THE MEETING.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

SUSIE IS NOT A FLOOZY

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

EASIER IF YOU HAD ASKED, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

CHILI OR POT ROAST

12. Does a tan turn you on?

ON THE RIGHT GUY, YOU BET!

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

GOT ONE FOR MY BRIDAL SHOWER

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

NO

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

MISS CONGENIALITY TWO.......I'M BEHIND THE TIMES

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

NONE......TOO EMBARRASSED TO WEAR ONE.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

MY GOOD PAL CHRIS......I NEED TO PUT A FACE WITH A NAME

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true? You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you weren?t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

b) Immediately move to another part of the library.

rapunzel47 · Jun 19, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

He'll be a puddle before long, so I think I'll invite him to park under the deodar, where he'll be more comfortable, while he provides water to a part of the lawn that doesn't get much rain.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

It would depend what I thought of my boss; if my current boss asked that, I would give it to her straight, because it would not be a BS question, but a real one.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

Rob's with me, and my order would likely be for a double scoop of chocolate, unless there was some flavour available that I hadn't thought of that sounded really interesting.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

The only person who has tickled me that bad is my brother, many, many years ago, and it was completely one-sided.

5. What’s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

My current beasties are completely boring on the subject of treats. Cindy sometimes goes for a dab of butter, the others are not interested in any human food. As for cat treats, I have so many opened, abandoned packages I'm going to have to move out. Occasionally, one or another, never all three at once, will go for some Kitty Kaviar.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure won’t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you won’t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

Either b) or c), depending on my mood, how accommodating I'm feeling, and how much I want to spend time with this person.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

Lean over and quietly suggest that he/she might want to wipe his/her nose.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Some wonder what rhymes with "Susie"
I say, our Susie's a doozie!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

Frequently.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

Either chili or mac and cheese, depending on what else we've been eating lately.

12. Does a tan turn you on?

I find a tan attractive, when it looks natural, i.e. not chemical, and not the result of deliberate roasting, but "turn me on"? -- I don't think I'd go that far.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

Yes, three times. I'm on my third and likely last set of cookware, and they have all been gifts.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

Yes.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

Nothing at the moment

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

Anything about my cooking.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

I haven't worn a swimsuit for ...ummm... probably 25 years.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

It's a while since I've caught up properly with it, so I'm not sure who's missing, but it seems to me we don't have a proper pic of you, Ryan!!!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you weren’t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say “excuse me”.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. That’ll show’em!

okeefecl · Jun 19, 2005

Eeek! Sorry, I hit submit before I finished answering the questions...

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

Check my allergy medication to make sure nothing else got slipped in.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

I say I haven't noticed how my co-worker is handling work, since they've been busy doing other things.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

A small vanilla cone with sprinkles. I'm with my Dad, since there is an ice cream stand we go to when I'm home during the summer.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

About a month ago, at my brother and sis in law's goodbye party. I got in a tickle fight with their nephew Jaden.

5. What’s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

Crab cakes from Maryland

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure won’t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you won’t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

Try to get their attention and discretely wipe my nose. If they're smart, they'll get the hint.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

At lunch recently I met Susie,
our talk was so easy.
Also there were Amber and Tracey.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

Sorry, can't remember.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

My six hour Superbowl Sunday stew.

12. Does a tan turn you on?

A little color, yes. A real dark tan-no way!

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

Dad gave me one for Christmas a few years ago. I use it alot, including my Superbowl Sunday stew above.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

Yes.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

When I get carded for alcohol (I'm in my mid-30's).

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

Two piece tankini.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

You!

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes true… You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you weren’t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say “excuse me”.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. That’ll show’em!

katspixiedust · Jun 19, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Ummm...ask him how he's surviving in Florida in the summer. Then I'd probably need to give him directions as I'm pretty sure he's gotten himself lost.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? "Well, to be honest (unnamed person) seems to be moving a bit slower than usual. I'm not sure if (unnamed person) is having trouble keeping up or if there's something else going on, but I have noticed a shift in their behavior. (Unnamed person) hasn't been putting in all I know that they can."

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I would get a blizzard-type concoction consisting of vanilla ice cream and either peanut butter cups or M&Ms mixed throughout. When I first imagined this I remembered the last time I went to a walk-up ice-cream place, and with me was Brendan, his dad, mom, and their close family friend Tina. I wish that wasn't who first came to my mind because his dad managed to make me feel awkward that night, something many of Brendan's friends know to be a special talent his father possesses.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Last week I think. Brendan tries to do it to me everytime because he loves to hear me laugh, or so he says, I tend to feel like I'm under seige when I'm being tickled!!!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? I gave Waffle a small bit of belgian waffle a couple of weeks ago (she NEVER gets human food so this was QUITE the rarity) to see what she thought of food counterpart. Turns out she loves it. Not that it matters, she'll never get it again!

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

Generally I'm happy if someone wants to help me eat ANY kind of dessert. Less for me to gorge on by myself that way!!!!

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it. As long as I get to spend time with good friends, I don't really care how crappy the movie is!

f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars. No not really, I just wanted to put that one.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Ooooh...I would have quite the internal conflict there. I'd probably try to motion to him about it, but if he didn't get it then it's not skin off my back. If I really dislike this person there HAS to be a good reason for it. Maybe I'd even laugh internally? BWAHAHA.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Susie's such a floozy, I'm amazed she can see right through me.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Honestly I don't even recall.

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Something spicy!

12. Does a tan turn you on? I wouldn't say it turns me on, but I certainly like the way I look with one!

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Happy to say that no, I've never had one of those.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Hmmm...no.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? The new Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!!!!!

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? Wow that's a hard one. Hmmm...I think really anything about physical appearance is the most flattering. Regardless of the compliment.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

Aw honey, I live in bikinis. I have about 10.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? I don't really know. Can't think of anyone right now. Seems like most people have done it at one time or another.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

b) Play dumb.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
Must work because I've never been issued a ticket, even though I've been pulled over about 4 times.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.

g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.

Those were fun! Thanks Ryan!

jugen · Jun 19, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Okay, here are the questions. -nothing really scary here, so I hope you're not disappointed!

Here's a quick tip for highlighting multiple choice answers and making them bold. You can do the same thing with italics, size and color etcetera.

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Let him in. What the heck?
2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
The truth. I don't like lying, and won't do it for anyone.
3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
Chocolate ice cream (yoguart hopefully) on a waffle cone and I'd be with Brad

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
a few nights ago

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
Sword fish from Rastrellis

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? quietly get their attention and let them know, I'm not that mean.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

HUH???

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? the last time I had baked beans three weeks ago!!!!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? soup

12. Does a tan turn you on? nope. I don't get one so I don't expect my other half to get one either.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? nope, won't let them.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? no, I'm kind of boring.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Chronicles of Narina Dec 9th

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? telling me I look young.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

neither. YUCK!

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? hmmmm.... that's pretty hard.....

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

Hope I wasn't to boring!!! LOL~

save_adopt · Jun 19, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? plead him to bring snow so i can go snowboarding

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? to be honest sir, they arent doing the minimum of what they should be doing

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? My bf joel, and i would order bubble gum ice cream

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? today

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Chick Chick Chick CHICKEN!

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? quietly hand over a makeup miror

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. The kitty named Suzie was being Choosie...yea thats lame i know i know

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? to agree with someone freequetly

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? soup or chili tatoes

12. Does a tan turn you on? not a cardboard tan, but not pale either

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?thank goodness no!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? no

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!! TIM BURTON IS A GENIUOS!!!!

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? eyes..."you look so mature!" but i dont know if i have heard that one yet.... i look llike im 12 but im really 16

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? 2

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? i dont really know anyone here to well, no close friends :-(

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do? im so scared of speeding lol

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

sillyjilly · Jun 19, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Tell him he really shouldn't be bothering me in Hawaii because I'd have to have won the lottery and be on vacation to have a sunday off!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I wouldn't say anything as my boss is my only co-worker!!!! Wouldn't want to tick her off!

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? Well me and my BF would be there and I would order a choc/vanilla twist cone and he would order a hot fudge sundae.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? It's actually been a couple of weeks..... Been really busy at work so we don't get to lay down together as much! I fall asleep fast, no chance for me to need to tickle him to death!!!!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Roses

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Nothing!

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

There was a girl named Susie, her brother was a Flusiey, when he was young he was a Newsie, This shows us in life you can not be Choosey!!!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Last week, Bad heart burn toooooo!!!!!!!!!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?Homemade Chili

12. Does a tan turn you on?If my skin tanned I'd be right frisky!!!!!!!!

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?No but I have bought one my self!!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? NO

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? I love the movie "To Wong Foo, thanks for everything Julie Newmar" and actually I just bought it so I want to see it again!!!

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I like when I'm told I've done a good job at work!!!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

Burlap sack here!!

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

dunno

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do? Busrt into tears, get the ticket, cry some more, pay the ticket, & cry more about being broke now!

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

wellingtoncats · Jun 19, 2005

Hi Ryan, thanks for doing this weeks questions! You da bomb!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

Scream - dang that would be scary! Then ask him what he wanted.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

I will let my boss know exactly how I feel!

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

My boyfriend, of course! and I would order a cookies and cream with hot chocolate fudge, whipped cream, chopped nuts and in a waffle cone.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

About two weeks ago now. It was with my boyfriend and I broke my finger.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

Probably my milk from my cereal!

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend. [g]Probably! but I'm not paying!
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it. [c] I'll never say no to a movie!
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Tell her.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Susie, she's a doozy - really smells like poozy....

I tried?

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Yesterday!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Ummmm toast?

12. Does a tan turn you on? Not really

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Yes!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Nope

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Willy wonka and the chocolate factory!

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? You're sexy!

You look nice today!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

A bikini

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? Don't know..

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c. [j] yip!

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

yip

Cooooool questions, Ryan! Thanks.

ilovecats · Jun 20, 2005

Yay! You did it Ryan!

We're so proud of you!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?
Depends if its the evil one or the one in family movies. If its the evil one, I'd welcome him to sit by the fire.

If its the family one, I'd gasp and say "Where have you been?!"

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? I'd say "I need I new co-worker."

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I'd imagine my best friend, Adraine, and I'd order chocolate with hot chocolate.
4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?
Just a few hours ago with some kids I babysit sometimes.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?
I give my kitties some of my canned salad chicken, sometimes. They LOVE it.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

Depends what he/she did to make me not like him/her. If it was really bad, I'd say nothing.

If I just don't perfer his/her personality, I'd whisper something to him/her.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.
Susie lose he?!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

WYYYYAAANNN!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

I can hardly cook, but I LOOOVEEE mashed potatos.

12. Does a tan turn you on?
Not really. I actually like paler skin.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
I don't know what that is...

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
Yes. I wouldn't say its love, but I had a boyfriend that wasn't too great looking. He had a great personality.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Madagasgar.

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

Compliments on my cats, my writing, or my friendship.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?
I usually wear a two piece.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

Stephiane.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

I like these questions! Well...most of them.

Good job Ryan.

rosiemac · Jun 20, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? MAKE HIM A BELLY BUTTON BY SCOUPING OUT SOME SNOW TO SUCK ON!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? TELL HIM SHE'S A SLACKER!

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? A MASSIVE ICE CREAM CONE WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME LAUGH

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? AGES AGO

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? GRILLED STEAK

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a)\tDemand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b)\tDecide not to go at all.
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.
d)\tGo anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e)\tGo anyway and only complain after the movie.
f)\tGo directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g)\tGo insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? LET IT STAY THERE FOR ALL IN SUNDRY TO SEE

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

AWW I'M NAFF AT THAT SORT OF THING

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? DO WOMEN DO THAT SORT OF THING?!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? A ROAST CHICKEN DINNER

12. Does a tan turn you on? NO

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? WHATS THAT?

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? CAN'T SAY I HAVE?!

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? MONSTER IN LAW

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? ANY!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

ONE PIECE

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a)\tPretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b)\tImmediately move to another part of the library.
c)\tLaugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d)\tRun out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e)\tLook to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f)\tBlame it on the person nearest to you.
g)\tBlame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h)\tCry
i)\tLet another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

GOOD ONES RYAN!

flisssweetpea · Jun 20, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

Live "The Snowman" movie - and try not to let him melt.

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?

That this person may be competent but is not very productive - it may be beneficial to the company if my boss could find out whether this person has problems and training would help.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?

I walk up with hubby and daughter. Daughter has a pineapple juice ice; hubby has an Ice Cream, I have mint choc chip ice cream.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

Hubby's a ratbag - he knows I'm ticklish while he's not! He usually tickles me

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

Bonito flakes

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

I eat to much that's bad for me anyway

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7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
but I would tell her before I went I didn't think it was my sort of thing and what I thought of the movie afterwards when discussing it, if it turned out I didn't like it.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?

It takes a lot for me not to like a person, so if they have got me to that stage, I'd probably just let it be. What goes around.......

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Floozie - not a tough one - we know someone nicknamed Floozie Susie!

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?

Like I have bad gas

. Ryan....this looks like a question for Fwan

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?

Anything that hubby chooses - it's always yummy!

12. Does a tan turn you on?

No - deep tans are not healthy.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?

This question just has to have been written by a man!!!

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?

Nope.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?

The Aviator

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?

Any - it's just so lovely that someone would be kind enough to compliment me.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

Definitely a one piece. The world is not ready for me in a 2 piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

I love to see everyone - but if they are too shy, that's fine.

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

dumb question time - what does it mean to cut the cheese? I would probably

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

julianne · Jun 20, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do?

I live in africa, I have never seen snow - I doubt very much I would recognize him if he came knocking at my front door!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss?
Tell the truth - but be diplomatic about it

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you?
I don't eat icecream - but if Matt Damon was there, I would make an exception

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight?

A few months ago - I was at my nieces and nephew

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed?

Biltong, yoghurt catnip drops

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"
b) I'm a little annoyed. NOW she wants dessert? I tell her she can have some, but not half.
c) I'm a little annoyed, but I give her half and try to act natural.
d) I laugh and say, "No way Jose!"
e) I get haughty and say, "Fine!!! Have the whole darn thing why don't you!?"
f) I pretend that I am full and insist that she has the whole dessert.
g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.
h) I start crying.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

a) Demand that you see something else or you wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t go.
b) Decide not to go at all.
c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.
d) Go anyway and complain a lot during and after the movie.
e) Go anyway and only complain after the movie.
f) Go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars.
g) Go insane from the drastic life changing possibilities the opportunity holds.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?
I would tell her - personal differences should not interfere with business

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?
not for a long time - thank goodness!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside?
a nice stew with fresh bread, with a butternut soup for starters

12. Does a tan turn you on?
it depends on the body that has been tanned

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?
no idea what that is

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?
No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see?
Revenge of the Sith

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most?
all compliments flatter me!

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

both

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

dawnofsierra · Jun 20, 2005

Ryan, you're so silly!

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Invite him in, of course! It's far too hot outside today. Now, let's have some fun with that hat!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? First of all, I don't hate anyone. In response to the question, I would begin with a positive statement about the person, then say something like wouldn't it be great if we could work towards helping her to more effectively...

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I'm with myself and I would order some Italian ice or a nice cold bottle of water.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? A number of years.

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Mahi-Mahi

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?
a) I'm glad that my friend wants to try. I know she will like it. "Waiter... extra fork for my friend please?"

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?
c)\tGo anyway and try to enjoy it.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do?I would subtly touch the side of my nose where the coworker has something hanging out and sort of twitch my nose and nod at her and ensure it's gone from her nose before all eyes are on her. I always "do unto others"

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie.

Our busty friend Susie was feeling woozie so she asked Ryan to write us some doozies.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas?Don't you know, Ryan, ladies don't get gas!

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? Veggie soup, and baked potatoes, of course!

12. Does a tan turn you on? It wouldn't influence me either way.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"?No

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to?No

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? Nothing at the moment

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? I'm just honored to receive any sincerecomplement.
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7. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit?

Two piece

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?
Refer to question 10

darkeyedgirl · Jun 20, 2005

1. You're enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon reading when suddenly you hear a knock at the door. It's Frosty The Snowman. What do you do? Stop drinking!

2. You're at work for another day of drudgery and witnessing your co-worker (who you hate) to be more lazy than usual. At lunch time your boss pulls you aside and asks for opinions on how your co-worker is handling work. What do you tell your boss? The honest truth even if it gets me fired.

3. You're at a walk up ice cream stand on a beautiful, hot sunny day like today. What would you order and who do you imagine to be there with you? I'd order a mint choco chip milkshake, and my daughter would be there with me or I'd just be alone.

4. When was the last time you had a tickle fight? Last night!

5. Whatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s the most special edible treat your kitties have ever enjoyed? Whenever I make salmon, hands-down... they go bonkers.

6. You're in a restaurant with a girlfriend. You came to this restaurant in particular becuase you were in the mood to order dessert after the meal. To your surprise, your friend passes on dessert, but when yours comes, suddenly, (it's always suddenly in these questions) your friend asks you to split the dessert in half with her. You had an exceptionally light meal and really wanted the whole dessert. What do you do?

g) I catch the waiter and ask for an identical dessert for my friend.

7. A good friend of yours has invited you to watch a movie in the theatre that you are sure wonâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t be any good. What do you do?

c) Go anyway and try to enjoy it.

8. Your co-worker (whom you don't really like) is sitting next to you at a meeting with a booger sticking slightly out of the nostril and you notice. In a moment or two, all the attention will be on that person, but you're the only one close enough to discreetly advise your co-worker about said booger. The rest of the people in the room don't really know your co-worker. What do you do? Nothing, let him be embarrassed by the booger.

9. Make a rhyming sentence or two with the word "Susie". At least one of the words (or a combination of words example: "see me" rhymes with "creamy") must rhyme with Susie. Susie Susie don't be so choosey.

10. When was the last time you had bad gas? Saturday after eating festival food and drinking beeeeeeerrrrrr

11. What's your favorite thing to cook when it is cold outside? 5-alarm chili with Scorned Woman hot sauce and lots of black pepper.

12. Does a tan turn you on? No, it's gross.

13. Has anyone ever given you a "dutch oven"? Yes when I was married.

14. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you weren't physically attracted to? Yes, what a weird feeling too.

15. What movie is on your mind that you really want to see? The Last of the Mohicans... just watched it a month or so ago but I love it!

16. What kind of compliments flatter you the most? when people say I'm a hoot or funny or that I'm the only person who can make them laugh when they feel down.

17. Do you wear a one piece or two piece bathingsuit/swimsuit? 2 piece, I like ta show off my figure.

18. Who do you wish would post a pic in the pic thread that is normally too shy? Dunno?

19. You're in a hurry driving somewhere when suddenly *gasp* you get pulled over for speeding. What do you do?

a) Cry.
b) Play dumb.
c) Bawl.
d) Wait for the cop to get out and then speed away.
e) Wait for the cop to get out and run him over.
f) Be on my best behavior and hope that the cop doesn't give me a ticket.
g) Ask to take a breathalyzer test.
h) Act grumpy.
i) Deny that you were speeding.
j) Some combination of a, b and c.
k) -- I'd spill water in my lap and say I have a very bad bladder infection and I just peed myself, that's why I was speeding, cuz I wanted to get home!

20. You are searching for books in a library when suddenly your second-worst nightmare comes trueâ€¦ You cut the cheese! There are some people nearby who must have heard, or saw you in the act, but you werenâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t looking towards them when you honked. What do you do now Diane!!! What do you do?!?!?

a) Pretend like nothing happened and continue searching where you are.
b) Immediately move to another part of the library.
c) Laugh at yourself and carry on doing what you were doing.
d) Run out of the library in sheer embarrassment trying not to make eye contact with anyone who may have heard.
e) Look to see who noticed and say â€œexcuse meâ€.
f) Blame it on the person nearest to you.
g) Blame no one, but vehemently deny it was you if anyone says anything.
h) Cry
i) Let another one rip really loud. Thatâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ll showâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]em!

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