Quotes about animals!

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
--Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)

This is a cute site with funny quotes.


http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art9572.asp

Trouble rides a fast horse.

Leonard

How about this...

A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do.- Bill Adler...

"You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink"

"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." - Ernest Hemingway

These were my favorites!

19. "When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago."
-- John Frazee

24. "Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
--Robert Heinlein
(you can tell it is my very fav, it is in my siggy!)

47. "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg

51. "The more I know about people, the better I like my dog."
-- Mark Twain