I got "Sexy Tammy Twinkle" lol I'll have to borrow some of my daughter's body glitter . . .
I did the others too, for laughs:
If I were a cereal I'd be "Yummy Berrylicious Goodness"
My Hillbilly name is Bessie Jean Stanton, but everyone calls me Scarlet.
And if I were a Viking (or an Asatruar as the modern folks like to be called), I'd be Haenger the Ruthless - I guess the ruthless part is because I said warmongering was what I loved about being a Viking, though I did almost choose the sense of camaraderie, and the all-you-can-drink mead was appealing too.