OMG! I'm pregnant and didn't know it!!!!!

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by SillyJilly

AIRLIA

Gender: Female
Meaning: Ethereal
Origin: Greek

I like this since ethereal is another word for invisible.... Name the baby that

OK good, I like it!

So far we have:

SHEER-Y
AIRLIA

ilovecats · Jun 13, 2005

I'm not sure of any names, but did you get her room ready yet?

beckiboo · Jun 13, 2005

(Picks self up off floor from a full faint!) Oh, you scared the bejeebers out of me. As a 43 y/o not-so-thin person with 4 (count 'em 4) wonderful kids, that would be such tragic news for me to find out I was preggers! It would also be a miracle, as I had my tubes tied, but when I started reading I though you really were.

Well, I'll offer my congratulations. And could you please name her Festus, so my poor girl isn't the only one with that awful name? It is great for nicknames: Fastest Festus in the Westus. Festie Pestie. And when she is really bad, Aspestos! Mostly just Festie of the Westie, though!

slitty_kittay · Jun 13, 2005

A local pharmacy I used to go to often shoves pamphlets in your prescription bag... Elderly persons get ones about arthrits meds, teenages get ones about acne treaments, and so on. Anyway, one day I was in there to get a script and I find I got a baggie full of pregnancy pamphlets, how to care for yourself during pregnancy and so on... Talk about cheeky!! I had put on a couple of kilos, but that was just plain embarrasing!

xocats · Jun 13, 2005

I wish that foolish man could feel the love & joy that is in these posts. Maybe he would wake up & take a look at himself.

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

My Dad said I should've asked that man what HE was drinking!!!

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

So far we have:

SHEER-Y
AIRLIA
TAYLOR
FESTUS

pat · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by Chester&Piper

Same here!

<snip>

Me too!

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by Ilovecats

I'm not sure of any names, but did you get her room ready yet?

Hey slow down a little.

We don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet, all we know is that he/she is "invisible to the naked eye."

As far as getting a room ready, I was thinking more on the lines of a glass room with motion detectors all around so that I can always keep an eye on my child.

Or perhaps laser beams instead, haven't decided.

Oh.....also........maybe I should buy some masking tape to wrap him/her up in.

cheeseface · Jun 13, 2005

Wow, what a jerk! Since there's no possible way you look pregnant, that was the lamest attempt at a joke I've ever heard! You should have poured your hot coffee on his face!

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Wow, what a jerk! Since there's no possible way you look pregnant, that was the lamest attempt at a joke I've ever heard! You should have poured your hot coffee on his face!

I attract them Ryan, I tell ya!

sang72 · Jun 13, 2005

This reminds me of something I was told when I started selling cars (it was a long time ago, and.....I am not a crook!!!!)

A lady was in the process of negotiating a purchase and the salesman (to make conversation) asked when she was due.

Needless to say she was not pregnant, and he lost the sale.

The moral (according to the sales manager) when in doubt (i.e. not absolutely certain)............keep your mouth shut, he who speaks first loses.

Or.....in the wise words of an old man........It is better to remain silent and be regarded as a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Cheers

cheeseface · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

I attract them Ryan, I tell ya!

Yeah I remember you mentioning how often you hear the lamest pick up lines in another thread. I think there must be some unwritten rule. The hotter you are, the lamer the pick up lines.

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Yeah I remember you mentioning how often you hear the lamest pick up lines in another thread. I think there must be some unwritten rule. The hotter you are, the lamer the pick up lines.

OOOOO Baby!

My pick-up line to you would be pretty lame then!

ccoccocats · Jun 13, 2005

I have this in the "Joke For The Day Thread" but found it also appropriate to put in this one as well.

Joke:

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room. I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

ccoccocats · Jun 14, 2005

coolcat · Jun 14, 2005

.....the guy was a..

ccoccocats · Jun 15, 2005

MoochNNoodles · Jun 15, 2005

I hate when people do that. So rude. Like it's any of their business anyway. The best for me was a few years back. Someone tried to tell me I was pregnant, I told them in that case it must be a second virgin birth.

(and I was a virgin at the time)

MoochNNoodles · Jun 15, 2005

Originally Posted by violetlene

that guy was either really weird or had really bad eyesight.

I have been mistaken for my 17 yr old brothers mother.Oh yes,I conceived a child when I was 6.Idiots!!

When my husband and I got married and I was added to his insurance.....I somehow became his child..........guess he was workin it at age 2!?!?!

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