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As a newbie here...I'll do a leeetle intorduction in a more unique way
(don't worry...i'm just a cat freak...not insane yet
)
Hey, I'm a 16 year old Turkish Van cat. For a pedigree, that's pretty old!!
For years, Betty has protected me from the numerous attempts of my murdering vet to give me the "pink juice"
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I have no name. It doesn't really matter, because I only repsond to Betty anyway. Sometimes she calls me "meow meow" or "son" or "old man". Last night when I was too lazy to get off her bed, she called me an "antique". Sometimes, she calls me a "cow". Perhaps it's because of my brown patches of hair?
Betty's brother always bullies her, so to make him regret it, I have a tendency to pee on his bed. He can sleep in 2 rooms, and whichever bed he sleeps on, I pee on that one. It's hilarious when he sleeps in the soaked bed because it's usually followed by screams and moans. I always enjoy that moment.
I have to be injected with insulin twice a day, but that doesn't affect me at all. I love sleeping, and sometimes I have rather pleasant dreams. Perhaps you can take a guess at what I just woke up from in the picture below?
Betty loves me very much, and her bf was so jealous last time he threatened to assassinate me!!
Luckily, she scared him off the idea.
So once again, I was saved from the perils of the world.
And Betty and I continued to live happily ever after.
(don't worry...i'm just a cat freak...not insane yet
Hey, I'm a 16 year old Turkish Van cat. For a pedigree, that's pretty old!!
For years, Betty has protected me from the numerous attempts of my murdering vet to give me the "pink juice"
I have no name. It doesn't really matter, because I only repsond to Betty anyway. Sometimes she calls me "meow meow" or "son" or "old man". Last night when I was too lazy to get off her bed, she called me an "antique". Sometimes, she calls me a "cow". Perhaps it's because of my brown patches of hair?
Betty's brother always bullies her, so to make him regret it, I have a tendency to pee on his bed. He can sleep in 2 rooms, and whichever bed he sleeps on, I pee on that one. It's hilarious when he sleeps in the soaked bed because it's usually followed by screams and moans. I always enjoy that moment.
I have to be injected with insulin twice a day, but that doesn't affect me at all. I love sleeping, and sometimes I have rather pleasant dreams. Perhaps you can take a guess at what I just woke up from in the picture below?
Betty loves me very much, and her bf was so jealous last time he threatened to assassinate me!!
And Betty and I continued to live happily ever after.
