Thirty-four years ago a Tennessee Mountain man was drafted by the Army.
On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
