There was this guy who always referred to his wife as "Mother of Six", as he was very proud of his virility. His wife never cared much for the nickname. One night at a dinner party, he introduced her to his friends as "Mother of Six" and that was the last straw. So she tells his friends, "Nice to meet you. How long have you known Father of Four?"
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6/3/05 at 8:24am