Why cats are better than men!

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Why Cats are Better than Men

1.A cat always hits the litterbox.

2.Better chance of training a cat.

3.No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.

4.You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

5.If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

6.A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.

7.You can de-claw a cat... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

8.It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

9.You don't have to worry about your cat turn into a pig when you
host a party.

10.A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

11.If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy
him.

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I like it!:LOL: Thanks for the link too; I'll definitely check it out later.

You know its funny. I went to the pet supply place today to do some Christmas shopping (I found this great little reindeer with a pull string on it that you pull so it shakes) and I got to talking with a lady who was handing out free petfood samples (hey, I'm a student; FREE is a good word!). Anyway, she was saying how when her daughter got married she found out her new husband was allergic to cats, so she gave the cats to her Mom. You know, it's a good thing I'm not married because if I was, and that happened to me, I'd probably sooner give my husband away than my cat! :laughing:
 
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