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post #1 of 13
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The following are actual signs:

At truck stops throughout the country: Eat here and get gas

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed

In a toy department: Five Santa Clauses--No waiting!

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law--Sisters of Mercy

In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan

In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves

On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable

On a roller coaster: Watch your head

On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques
post #2 of 13
:flash: :laughing: :LOL: :LOL: I liked the one about the Sisters of Mercy Best!!!
post #3 of 13
Sadly the truckstop signs AREN'T KIDDING!!!!!
post #4 of 13
We have a bagel shop here and it's got this sign in the window that just cracks me up! "We now make our sandwiches with bread."

As opposed to what!!!! :laughing2 :laughing2

post #5 of 13
HAHAHAHA!!!! I got a kick out of those!!! Thanks for sharing them!!!! I really like, eat here and get gas! :laughing:
post #6 of 13
Hey Debby, ya think maybe thats where "you know who" ate before she got in the Limo the other night and just about killed us all? (including our driver, Bill) :LOL: :LOL:
post #7 of 13
Yep....I have to agree....I think maybe that is where Rhea...aka bUdlover ate last night!!!! :LOL:
post #8 of 13
Our next mission is to find Bill! I haven't seen him...Bill?? Where are you?

post #9 of 13
This isn't exactly a sign, but an announcement made at a Christmas show I attended yesterday.

" Crying babies are like New Year's resolutions. They should be carried out."

I got a kick out of that announcement prior to the show beginning.
post #10 of 13
that made me laugh out loud!! that is hilarious!
post #11 of 13
On CNN there's a ticker tape on the bottom of the TV with news flashes. On one of them read "The Taliban wants peace, but will not give up power." HUH!!!???? Go figure.
post #12 of 13
Personally I love the real estate ads and their phrasiology. I quote.."2 bathrooms with a view". "Hot tub with hardwood floors"
post #13 of 13
One I got a letter in the mail, where the postmark said "Save your vision" week. Only, the stamp had been cancelled twice and the message was blurry.

True story.
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