The following are actual signs:
At truck stops throughout the country: Eat here and get gas
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed
In a toy department: Five Santa Clauses--No waiting!
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law--Sisters of Mercy
In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan
In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves
On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable
On a roller coaster: Watch your head
On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work
Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques
At truck stops throughout the country: Eat here and get gas
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed
In a toy department: Five Santa Clauses--No waiting!
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law--Sisters of Mercy
In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan
In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced while you wait
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves
On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable
On a roller coaster: Watch your head
On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work
Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques
