After thinking about this thread for the past day, I've finally decided to post my experience. I have so many embarrassing things that have happened to me...it was hard to pick just one!
So, I've picked 2 of them!
In the 8th grade, my PE class was playing woofle ball. Of course it was Boys vs Girls but we didn't have enough girls to play fair. So we rounded up 2 spare teachers Mr. Selk & Mrs. Reynolds to play on our team. I hate playing sports...I'm just a big clutz and nothing I do is quite right! So, I'm up to bat and the bases are loaded. First ball, I swing and miss. Second ball, I swing and miss. By this time I'm ticked off and slightly embarrassed so I start to really concentrate on hitting this damn ball. Third ball, I swing and I miss but somehow my grip on the batt slipped...and off it flew through the air. Now that is bad enough, but it's a line drive right to third base where Selk is standing & NOT PAYING ATTENTION! It would have been bad enough if I would have hit him in the arm or leg...but no, I had to hit him right in the CROTCH! Poor guy let out a scream like a teenage girl, grabbed his manhood and ran off to the lockerroom! Everyone in the Gym was on the floor laughing so hard and almost wetting themselves. I just stood there with my mouth dropped to the floor and in complete awe that I just did that! My face still gets a little red when I see Mr.Selk. I was just glad to hear that him and his wife we expecting a baby the following year....so apparently I didn't affect his family life!
One day when I was in grade school I was on the play ground during recess. It was the middle of winter, but we hadn't had any snow...it was just cold. Well, I was walking over to the swings and all of a sudden I had this urge to pass gas. I really didn't think anything of it and no one was directly near me, so I figured I was safe to toot. Well, little did I know that when you fart in the cold...it steams up! A bunch of kids happened to look over my direction right when I farted and a big puff of steam come shooting out the seat of my pants!
Thank God the bell rang right after and I ran like hell to get back inside! Being just a little kid, I just wanted to die and I never wanted to go back! I also learned that if you need to fart, hold it until you get back inside!