Most embarassing moments.....

...um there's the time I went skinny dipping in the Australian outback and the local police showed up with high-beam flashlights; they didn't arrest us, but did tell us kindly to get out of the hotspring and put our clothes on :LOL: I remember they were on their way to a conference in Canada and asked all sorts of questions about what it was like and how to get there. I remember my best friend saying (yes, we'd all been a little)"maybe we'll see you there" and the constable replying with his flashlight and saying "Not as much as I can see of you now!"

Ahh yes wayward youth

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Touche' Mr. Constible! :laughing2 :laughing2 Poor Shawna!

I guess I've had plenty of embarassing moments, but no very big ones as I can't remember any. Just one, when I was about 15 and playing in a volleyball tournament, I was getting from the "gym hall's" stage part to the actual area of the games, which was about four feet lower than the stage, and when I, trying to look very "cool", jumped down, my sneaker got caught and I fell flat down on my face in front of all the other teams and the audience. Luckily I didn't get hurt, and we won in the end.

When I was in New Zealand as an exchange student, me and my friend, a Danish girl, were at a party, drinking beer and watching people play pool. Well, later on there was this cute guy by the pool table and my friend went over to him, and said "Why are you playing with yourself?". You should have seen the guy's face! After a bit he realized my friend had made a mistake, not having English as her first language, but it was hilarious. Later on I explained to her what she had said, and she was sooo embarassed. They did start dating... . :tounge2:

HA HA ha ha ha ha ha.... (sorry my comp is not letting use smilies today!?!)Im still killing myself laughing at the bracelet caught in the knickers!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha...that is tooooo funny!! And Cat going up to ask someone if she could get her heel out of their dinner!!! waaahahahahahahahaha....oh this is s good thread even if I do say so myself!! Oh and Tiptop in the church!!! and tat guy "playing with himself" ha ha ha ha ha...stop! stop! stop!! I need a minute to breathe!!! YAAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHWHWHWAAAA!!!!

Oh Cat, you should NOT have brough up the subject of gum.....I have a really embarrasing story 'bout that....I'll try not to be too graffic.....and sorry if this grosses anyone out!! I had just starting seeing this guy when I was about 16, we did the usual stuff you know kissing etc.....anyway, one day he had this great idea to try and swap gum whilst kissing, I didn't want to - thought it was gross, but he really wanted to so I said ok....anyway you know what happens next...so it turned out that rather than biting the gum... I ended up biting his tongue!!! EEWWWWWWW!!!! Poor guy I about bit it off!!!! Afterwards he was kinda yelping and drooling and I just got in an arse and said "well its your own stupid fault!" hmph......

Generally, I try and block such memories, but here's the first that comes to mind...

In my ever more distant youth, I was invited to a house party of a friend-of-a-friend whom I had gotten to know, somewhat. Anyway, started in the evening, nothing out of the ordinary, much alcohol, much food, much MORE alcohol (you get the picture)...

The last several things I remember was dancing (yes, me dancing, 3 a.m.) in the dining room and deciding I needed to take a breather. As I sat on the living room sofa, my weakened brain took notice of a bottle of Jamaican Dark Rum and instantly "that looks tasty!"

Lifted the bottle to my mouth, took a healthy swig and then, "Wow, it seems really warm in here."

Moved to front stoop (4 a.m.) and with little or no effort "SPLASHDOWN" (so to speak)

The host gently helped me up, tossed bucket of water (or three) at the scene of the crime and told me, "Don't worry, its not a party until someone hurls." He then, graciously loaned me a place to sleep until 9 a.m. at which point I dragged my sorry carcass home.

Bill

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch for Rhea and OOOOOOOOOO...

for you Bill....

Been there! YUCKO!

Love,
C.

I was such a nerd in school...I was always doing something to humiliate my self either by being clumsy or totally socially inept. There are so many awful incidents. Thank goodness no one ever knew about this one though...

I was busy studying for a huge math test, and completely forgot to do my laundry. The only clean clothes I had were a long dress and one hideous pair of old ratty no-elastic stretched out granny-pants underwear. During the day, I was constantly running into the bathroom to hitch up the undies because as soon as I wlked 2 steps they started to fall down. I was the last in the lunch line because of taking time to make an "adjustment" before I went to the cafeteria, so I didn't get my food until just before the bell rang for class. I had to run to get to class. I made it there. The undies didn't.

No one saw me lose them, thank goodness. I wish I could have seen the look on the face of the person who found them though.

Michelle, :laughing2 You are one funny lady! :laughing2 :laughing2 Keep posting and I'll be running to the bathroom in a sec! :laughing2

Oh no! That is just too funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I know what you mean about school, Alexnell - back in high school I was such an outcast... looking back I know it's because I was just a clumsy dork, but dang, kids are mean. *sigh*

I'm still a clumsy dork, but at least people accept me!

I must haved been about 7 years old and it was the summer holidays and I was in Blackpool visiting my aunt (Blackpool is a sea side resort which is packed with tourists in summer time) My dad took my sister and I to the beach so mum made us put our bathers on under our clothes and wrap our panties in our towels to get changed into afterwatds. Well I was walking down the high street and this old man (well I though he was old as I was a kid) picked up my panties and shouted at the top of his lungs hey little girl you dropped your panties here....everyone heard that was close by and I ran up to him and said really loud they are not mine they are my sisters....so I grabbed them red faced and ran to my dad and gave them to him to put in his pocket!!!!

OOOPS! :laughing2:
Good one Amanda! :laughing2

I was going to start a thread for Embarrasing moments but I decided to search and then bump this so we can share our moments

I laughed out loud at all of these Especially Deb's & Rebeccas lil.. well lets say "accident"

Come on guys!

ok, after reading all of you guys' I think I can tell you mine

ok, here goes;

I was in my teens and my parents let my boyfriend sleep over, as long as he slept on the couch. In the middle of the night I crept downstairs to see him, well one thing led to another and we were shagging in the middle of my living room!

Well, Dad came down and caught us!

I was grounded for two weeks I think. My face still gets red thinking about that.

Tamme! You naughty girl, you!

Yes very naughty.

I was never naughty. teehee!

When I was in the second grade I went to Catholic school. The playgroung was divided boys side and girls side. Of course the water fountain is on the boys side and I was careful to step only on the sidewalk so as not to be accused of going on the boys playground. As I bent to take my drink of water a huge gust of wind blew my skirt up and over the back of my head. I learned to go thirsty at school after that. The boys all stopped and watched me struggle to pull down my skirt.