What cats are good for

- cats keep my chair seats warm

- cats keep my socks and underwear warm while I'm in the shower

- cats let me know when it's mealtime

- cats give me an excuse to hang up my clothes and put my shoes in the closet

- cats give me an excuse to prune the houseplants

- cats make me keep the toilet lid closed

- cats teach me to look where I'm going

- cats give me a reason to get up in the morning

and what are your cats good for?

Cats clean the crumbs off the floor after dinner

Cats kill the bugs in my apartment

Cats let me know when it's time to get up in the morning

Cats make great foot warmers at night.

Cats make great nurses.


Cats make great snake exterminators!

Cats make life interesting.

cats tickle when they kiss

cats keep the rodents off the property

cats amaze me with their physical agility

cats are fun to watch when they play

cats smell great when they cuddle or sit on your face

Cats make me laugh

Cats make me relax

Cats make me feed them baked ham from the deli

Cats make me feed the birds (so they have someone to watch)

Cats make me brush them several times a day

Cats make me not make my bed (messy sheets are so much more comfortable to sleep on for cats)

Cats make me sleep in funny positons so they are comfortable

Cats make sure I dont overdose on yogurt.

Cats choose the most inopportune moments to start humping my giant bear (when I go to bed)

Cats demand to have a sample of everything and eat nothing.

Cats make sure My arms are excercised by having me wiggle the feather around for them for hours on end.

Cats make sure my desk is cleaned by demanding to lay in the spot where I shove all my trash (cans and stuff lol)

Cats demand that nothing shall be set upon a shelf as to take away from said cat's sleeping spot.

Cats say any spot anywhere is accessable to said cat, and if said cat happens to knock something down in the process of getting to said spot, it is your fault for putting said objects on said spot.

Cats make sure I go outside by giving me moon eyes and standing by the outside door.

Any box left in cats reach belongs to said cat.

Tables are off limits to Cat, until humans go to bed, then cats will proceed to sleep on table, knocking any object on table down in the process of said sleeping, refer to "Cats say any spot anywhere is accessable to said cat"

Cats make sure I have the correct balance of sandwich materials, by evaluating meat/vegetable/mayonaise/bread ratio, and removing all unnaproved sandwich materials.

Cats make sure I am never alone.

Cats make sure I get lots of exercise during the night by sleeping in awkward places when said cats know that said human frequently turns around during the night.

Cats are my friends.

Cat assures dominance in everything outside, by demonstrating what will happen if I in any moment happen to let the leash run out and leave said cat not able to reach said cats desination by escaping said harness and galloping away just out of the human's reach until running up to the porch and expecting said human to open door for cat and to give said cat treats afterwards for not running out of the yard.

I could think of millions more
(ok so maybe some of those arent what they do for me, but general "cat rules")

My cats are good for----
- letting me know when strangers drive up the road
- eating scorpions & spiders
- giving me someone to talk to (and act like they understand)
- cuddling with me when I am ill
- welcoming me with heart-warming enthusiasm
- being an amused audience when I dance to 80's music in the kitchen

My cats are ALWAYS there for me, no matter what.

Cat's help keep people's blood pressure down! You can actually get a prescription for a companion cat!! My Mom has one!

My cats are good for:

keeping me company
giving me unconditional love
cheering me up when I am down
cuddling and lots of love and affection
making me laugh til I cry watching them do certain things

and a gazilion things more that I can't think of atm, but I notice on a daily basis.

Originally Posted by SimmyandNunny

Cat's help keep people's blood pressure down! You can actually get a prescription for a companion cat!! My Mom has one!

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Yup, CJ is one too! He is for stress relief. It is also a loop hole for getting into an apartment that does not allow cats (and therefore no pet deposit!) because if they say no, you still cant have that cat, its seen the same by the law as them telling a blind person they cant have their dog.