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Just a Little Something...

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I received this e-mail awhile ago from my mom, and I though it was pretty great. Just wanted to give everyone a laugh on a Friday afternoon! everyone have a great weekend!

As seen in a dog's diary:

7am- Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm-Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6pm- Oh boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm- Oh boy! Dad! My favorite!
8pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
11pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in people's beds! My favorite!

As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity...
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction
that I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded-- must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair-- must try this on
their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and try to strike fear
in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of
gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly,
I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced that
the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. Due to his placement
in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a
matter of time....
post #2 of 8
My sister just sent that to me last week. I 've read it before but its still great the second time around!!
post #3 of 8
That's priceless!
post #4 of 8
I love that! Thanks for sharing!
post #5 of 8
Ooohhhhh! That is toooo funny! Thanks for sharing... I deffinately need to send that one on!
post #6 of 8
I love it. Just like a dog and cat. Thanks for the share.
post #7 of 8
That's funny!
post #8 of 8
i love this one
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