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post #1 of 40
Thread Starter 
Welcome to Husband Mart!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Chicago where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however,
a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from
that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On
the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men
have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great,
but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says.
"But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims
the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak! " "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what
must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor
she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads......... ** I am NOT going to post what 6th floor sign reads because I want to see what you would choose first!

Please vote on which floor YOU'd choose AND explain WHY you chose that floor then by tomorrow morning I will post the answer...
post #2 of 40
I can't wait to see what's on the 6th floor!

I picked the 4th floor because anything more than that is waaaaaaaaay too good to be true!

Pam - Glad to see you're feeling better!
post #3 of 40
Oh go on i like a challenge! I'm going all the way to the top!!

And if he's not up to scratch i'll just trade him in for a younger model!
post #4 of 40
I guess I would have to choose floor 5... cause if I go to floor 6 and I dont like whats there then I'm out of luck. But then again with each floor
it gets better and better. No I will stick with floor 5. Even though I'm already
post #5 of 40
Thread Starter 
Forgot to add that I want you to explain why you chose that floor..
post #6 of 40
I picked floor 1 because there is no such man they claim exists on floors 2 and up!! hehehe
post #7 of 40
Floor 1-I do not plan to have kids, looks are not the most important thing for me, I don't mind doing housework (as long as he cuts the lawn) and a romantic streak is not all it's cut out to be...
post #8 of 40
im going for floor 6.... yes i'm greedy

but, every floor keeps getting better, even if it is to good to be true, it cant get worse can it
and they are all the things i would like in a man, and more
post #9 of 40
I'll take Floor 1, too.

I don't care if the guy likes kids or not because whomever I date from this point forth won't be meeting my daughter. I don't care if he's good looking, cuz good looks usually have a high price attached. And re: men liking housework, I prefer to clean my own house. Re: the romantic streak, I agree with okeefecl on this one. Good conversation & having fun together is better than all the romantic garbage!
post #10 of 40
I chose floor 6 because I'd like to see what's next. It just keeps getting better and better. Plus, I'm already engaged, so the answer wouldn't really matter in that regard!
post #11 of 40
I'll choose floor one. I don't really like kids, good looking men always get into trouble, and with all the money from his job we can hire someone to clean the house. I really don't need much to make me happy. And romance makes me puke anymore
post #12 of 40
I chose floor 5 cause I was looking for the romantic streak.

Plus, I know whats on floor 6 and I don't need that much. So I'm not moving up. NOPE...not gonna give away how good he is.
post #13 of 40
i chose floor 5, because the only other thing i would want would be a strong faith in God, & i figure there's no way that's going to be added on floor 6.
post #14 of 40
I like floor 2.. I do want kids, but the romantic streak isn't all its cracked up to be. ... Those are generally cheaters.
post #15 of 40
Although I am curious about floor #6, I would be happy with a guy on floor 2. It's nice having a good looking guy, but all I really need is a guy who has a job and likes kids.
post #16 of 40
I chose floor 5 because I just couldn't see what else they could be! I mean what if he's ummm.....how do you say it.......perfect but __________. There, that's my answer!
post #17 of 40
I chose floor #5.....don't need what's on floor #6 either, the man reason I chose #5 is because of the romantic streak - but I would be just as happy with floor #1 because I do not like children, I LOVE housework and looks don't matter to me!
post #18 of 40
I chose floor 5 because this guy sounds like Brendan. lol. AWWWWWWWWW how SAPPY!
post #19 of 40
I chose floor six, because I've heard this before.
post #20 of 40
I already have one from the 5th floor, except for changing kids for cats!
post #21 of 40
I already know what the ladies find on floor 6. And I cannot wait for the faces of those who choose the sixth floor once they are told.
post #22 of 40
Originally Posted by Pamela
Welcome to Husband Mart!
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking and help with the housework."

I chose this floor because it said help with the housework. We are talking about me here so I figure that means he knows to put the seat down, knows not to hang his underwear on the door knob, and can put his own dishes in the sink. Romance is nice I guess, but candles and flowers only go so far if you fall in every time you pee! The romantic ones always cheat on me, and I figure if they get much more perfect they are either going to be gay or married, so I am sticking with floor four. Besides, I wonder what floor I would be on? hmmmm...
post #23 of 40
floor 5. it has everything i like. for the most part atleast.
unless for 6 contains a guy who is willing to admit im wrong and say im sorry. but im the kind of person who is scared that if i go to floor 6...well it just sounds too good to be true. so floor 5 sounds the safest.
post #24 of 40
I stopped at floor 4. Covers the basics and if you play the game, you don't know what's around the corner on the next floor.

Love to hear about floor 6!
post #25 of 40
I choose the 5th floor because I know what is going to happen at the 6th.
post #26 of 40
I choose the first since I know what the sixth is..
post #27 of 40
Cool thread Pamela, but floor 6 must obviously be God's gift to women! Maybe there's a limited selection on that floor?
post #28 of 40
Hmmmm, I've already got a great one, so I'd just be dumb enough to go try #6, just to see if it's better or worse than what I've got!!
post #29 of 40
I picked floor 5 because Rich is all of those things

Who could ask for more?

I still want to know what's on the 6th floor though
post #30 of 40
The 6th is too tempting but I am going to stick with 5
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