Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

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We decided to start ritin som catnap stories for alla our frens here. Now you gets ta reed a story before u take yur catnap!

Good idea? Meowmy Bobbie helpin us, k?
We start in a minit.
Love, S & H
H & S
 
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Wunce on a time, there wuz a kitty named lil Jasper, and he wuz a yeer old or so. He lived wif his meowmy and daddy/ Lil Jasper wuz a hansom and smart cat.

He culd rite letters to his frens, too.
Well, ther wuz this Meen
sassy birdie that sumtimes teezed lil Jasper.
One day, Lil Jasper cided he had had enuf a that bird!

So, he made a plan.

He red where theze speshul vitamins wuld give him SUPER POWERS!

an he culd JUMP hi as the sky! Higher than any birdie culd fly!
He culd also go thru glass an it wudn hurt him atal.
So he took some.
His fairy godmeowmy brot them to him.

to be continueeedddd.................
 
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well, when lil Jasper tuk those vitaminz, he at first felt verryy sleepy, so he tuk a catnap.
wen he woke up, he stretch hisself and then yawned reel big!
Then , all of a sudden, he hapent to se his teefs!
They had grown sharper and sharper!

It almo skeered him to see em!
He cided to wuld test stuff to see wut he wuld do.
he jump on all 4 feets! Qwik as a wink, he tuch the see-lin!



Then he chek to see wear his meowmy wuz. He dint wanna worree her.

She was takin herself a meowmy nap.

He wen to the skreen door. He stoud far back and began walkin.......and he walk rite thru that door!!!

It dint hurt at all. he jes felt sorta unyoushoeall.
He wuz outside!!

Now he membered what his fairy godmeowmy had tole him.

She said, "Lil Jasper, now yu cant stay out long, and u be careful, cuz u NO can be dangerus!!"

So lil Jasper look roun to see if he culd see that birdie, Shure nuff, there he was HIGH in a tree.

Lil Jasper say, "Lil birdy, come here,ok?
We gots ta tawk."

Sassy birdy look shocked! He ner herd cat tawk bird be4!

So he cawshuslly fly down to where lil Jasper wuz.

Lil Jasper say, "Lil sassy bird, u been disrespectin me, and it gonna stop NOW, ok? I tired of it. You not bean nice!
"

to be continued...............
 
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Sassy bird not No WUT to think... Here wuz this kitty tawkin in bird tawk to him.

Sassy bird not so sassy now. He nervus!
But he be still an lissen.
Lil Jasper smile

SHow his FEERCE teefs!
He puts his paw on lil bird showlder.
(Lil Jasper CULDA EEZY smak that birdy inta NEXT WEEK!)
But Lil Jasper wanna be nice.

So he jse say, "Now u an I gonna maka deel, lil birdy. By the way, I am Hansom Jasper (he dint think it a good idea to say his name, Lil Jasper)."

Lil birdy say, "My name Red Tweety. I sawry I ben meen."
Lil birdy hung hed wen he sed this.
"My birdmeowmy not teech me to be mean, speshully to cats, HANSOM jASPER."

Lil Jasper say, "Is ok, but u upset me!! I nice boy, and u wuz meen to me, Red Tweety!"
"Iz it gonna stop?"

Lil birdy nod hed.

He starta cry birdy teers.


"Can we be frens, Hansom Jasper?"

Lil Jasper, bean a sweet and kind kitty, nods head.


"I happee we got stuff strate. Now, Red Tweety, u cant say NUTHIN to NO ONE, k? I gotta reputashun to keep. I cant have birdies NO I'm not feerce."

"OK, it be our secret," sez Red Tweety.

They shake paws....well, lil Jasper put his paw on Red Tweety's lil foot, since iffin birdy tried to shake paw, he'd fall over.


Lil Jasper walks bak thru door and goz to his speshul catnap place. He tired out from alla this.



THE END
 
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We wurkin on one wif all 3 a u in it, too, pixel and cable and java. we ast meowmy culd we rite one about all kitties here! she sez YES!~ so this summer, we riting catnap storees.

Thank u for likin our storee. Humble and Shenandoah
 

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We kitns heer all swooning bout how smart our boys are. We knew yu handsum an smart an now yu riting stories for us to reed!

We so proud of our sweethearts we like to bust!

Graycie n Go Go
 
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We gots an idee bout one for that MEEEN man wif the slingshot. That slingshot mite jus bite him in the
u NO wear!



thank you, lil darlins.
We workin on one for tomorrow. We ritin one bout YOU all, too.

We gotta decide who to rite bout tomorra.



Bye for now!



Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

We kitns heer all swooning bout how smart our boys are. We knew yu handsum an smart an now yu riting stories for us to reed!

We so proud of our sweethearts we like to bust!

Graycie n Go Go
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good


Sassy bird not No WUT to think... Here wuz this kitty tawkin in bird tawk to him.

Sassy bird not so sassy now. He nervus!
But he be still an lissen.
Lil Jasper smile

SHow his FEERCE teefs!
He puts his paw on lil bird showlder.
(Lil Jasper CULDA EEZY smak that birdy inta NEXT WEEK!)
But Lil Jasper wanna be nice.

So he jse say, "Now u an I gonna maka deel, lil birdy. By the way, I am Hansom Jasper (he dint think it a good idea to say his name, Lil Jasper)."

Lil birdy say, "My name Red Tweety. I sawry I ben meen."
Lil birdy hung hed wen he sed this.
"My birdmeowmy not teech me to be mean, speshully to cats, HANSOM jASPER."

Lil Jasper say, "Is ok, but u upset me!! I nice boy, and u wuz meen to me, Red Tweety!"
"Iz it gonna stop?"

Lil birdy nod hed.

He starta cry birdy teers.


"Can we be frens, Hansom Jasper?"

Lil Jasper, bean a sweet and kind kitty, nods head.


"I happee we got stuff strate. Now, Red Tweety, u cant say NUTHIN to NO ONE, k? I gotta reputashun to keep. I cant have birdies NO I'm not feerce."

"OK, it be our secret," sez Red Tweety.

They shake paws....well, lil Jasper put his paw on Red Tweety's lil foot, since iffin birdy tried to shake paw, he'd fall over.


Lil Jasper walks bak thru door and goz to his speshul catnap place. He tired out from alla this.



THE END
Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you so much for story about me. You very nice friends and I proud you like me enuf to rite story about me. Meowmy say she gonna copy it to notebook
so I will have it aways
. You very spechul friends to me and to my meowmy, we sending purrs to you and hugs to yur meomwy, thank you spechul friends for the sweet story, yur friend lil jasper
 
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We glad u like.
Next time we rite bout our gurls, graycie an go go and princess.
this summer we gonna rite catnap torees bout all our frens here and make sum up, too,
bout majunairee kittyes.

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Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you so much for story about me. You very nice friends and I proud you like me enuf to rite story about me. Meowmy say she gonna copy it to notebook
so I will have it aways
. You very spechul friends to me and to my meowmy, we sending purrs to you and hugs to yur meomwy, thank you spechul friends for the sweet story, yur friend lil jasper
 
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SLINGSHOT MAN AND KARMA


Three sweet kitty gurls, name of Graycie, GoGo, and lil Princesita, livt wif their meowmy Katie in a pretty partment in CA. There wuz a nice garden there. Some sweet baby kitties were there, too. Miss Katie took good care of alla them. Well, this MEEN man nama Mr. Flores was BAD BAD. He had a slingshot!

aND HE KILT on a the babies!
It made all the kitties sad. Miss Katie beside herself she so upset.
She hadta take other baby kitties to NO KILL shelter.

an it bout broke her hart.

Graycie and GoGo were havin hard time, too. Air condishun broke and they hot hot. Too hot to even stick out tonge at bad man.


Miss Katie allas sed, "Wut goz roun comes roun." She mint that when u not nice, bad things happen to you.
She rite, too!


All kitties' meowmies say same thing.

Well, 1 day, sumthin good happen: Air condishun got fixt.
All kitties an Miss Katie happee.

Then they got sum newz! Mr. FLores, bad man wif slingshot, got in hos-PIT-all!
Ges wut ahppened to him?>????

Mr. Jasper T wildcat made a SLINGSHOT outta a thong!
aN HE PUTS ROCKS IN IT. An he shoots it at bad man!
one of those rocks hit Mr. Flores on his NUTZ!


to be continued,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
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Originally Posted by carolcat

>:-> !! HA HA HA, er, more, MORE pleeze? lil jasper
Well, Now, wen ole Mr. Flores got shot in the nutz
by Mr. Jasper T, wif his thong slingshot,
, he wuzn feelin so grate.
and he hadta go to the hospital.

Because Graycie and GoGo and lil Princesita were such sweet kitty gurls, they wuz a wee bit concernt and hopt he get better. At eh same time, tho, they NEW he hadta have a change of
and mend his evil
wayz.

So they made a plan. They got together wif their lil sissy Princesita and workt it out.
Now, u mus no, Princesitas no the same fairy godmeowmy what helpt Lil, er, we meen HANSOM Jasper.
This fairy godmeowmy had lotsa stuff up her PAWS!



This is wut they cided to do.......
Miss fairy Godmeowmy (hoose name was Cajun Meowma) New how to make peeples hell-yoo-ci-nate. She wave her majic wand in air and chant a majic saying:
"Meow pow, boo la boo. Now u see and heer stuff, too!"



She culd do it from anywheres, and the person wuld see AND heer stuff....

So.....she say her majic, and sent it to hospital wear mr. flores was lyin in bed wif his sore nutz.


Then, alla sudden, he see WHITEY ghost spirit!
He skeered to def!! He rub his eye, thinkin he see stuff....

Whitey, say, reel spooky like...."I come to you from rainbow bridge. u cut my life short and rob me of my sisterd an bruvvers. why? Wut i ever do to you?"
Whitey goz on talkin. Mr. Flores sittin in bed, all shoked!!

"U ben meen to other kities, too, wif that slingshot. You gonna stop NOW, else u be hurtin wurser! Mr, Jasper T on a mishun! He takin care of alla kitties mistreated. U HEER ME, Mr. F?"

Mr. Flores nod. he starta cry now, he so skeered. he nevr seen kitty ghost before, much less heer one tawkin!"

THEN alla sudden, who shuld fly in window, but Red Tweety. (You remember, he birdy what made deel wif Hansom Jasper.)
Well, Red Tweety start sqwakin and alla sudden, he POOPED rite on Mr. Fores!!!


"You see? U better stop bean meen to them kitties," sez Red Tweety. iffin u dont, we gots ways to stop u. U not NO who u messin wif!"

This a severe warning!!

Then, here comes HANSOM Jasper. He'd took more vitamins from Cajun Meowma. the fairy godmeowma, and culd jump hi and fly.
He flew in, jump on see-lin, and landed smak on Mr. Flores's sore pri-vates.


to be continyooed............
 
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Hansom Jasper landed as hard as all his wayte wuld let him, right on top of u no wut!


He show his feerce teefs!

He hiss! So doo Whitey. Red Tweety poop some more!

Mr. Flores all skeeered by now!
Then, Mr. Flores see all baby kitties, bruvvers and sissies of Whitey. He see Grayce, GoGo, and Princesita, too!
alla them kitties surroun him!!

They hiss. They cry!! Sad over loss of sweet whitey!!


Jasper T throw thong at Mr. Flores!

Then here com Cajun Meowma! She warin her robes and carryin wand.

"Please leeve me LONE" beg Mr. Flores.

to be continyooed.....
 
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Hansom Jasper and Red Tweety frens now that they made deel.
They gota hurry wif this, though. Hansom Jasper gotta get home before Meowmy Carol No he missin.

So he say, "Now U lissen to these kitties, Mr. Flores."
He look see-ree-us and show teefs.

Mr. Flores still cryin and skeered!


He still hell-Yoo-ci-natin.

Sweet Graycie and GoGo brave gurls. They take over now. All kitties leeve but for Cajun Meowma and Princesita, who is trainin to be a Fairy Godmeowma. Her name gonna be "Princesita Godmeowma."

Here's the deel, Mr. Fool" say Cajun Meowma. She way Pist by now.

"Hissy, Hissy, Fissy, Fissy! You mess with kitty, it aint gonna be p ritty!" and she wave wand.
Alla sudden, Mr. Flores look like angel. He shinin!
He purrin! He grow kitty whiskers!

His feets look like paws! (He still gots hands, tho).
Iffin YOU EVER hurt nuther kitty agin, u gonna wish u was ded!"
"wut goes roun, comes roun."
"You better have lernt a lesson today," sez sweet lil Princesita.

"Please don kill meee,,,," beg Mr. Flores.
"we not, we good girls, we jus wans u to do whas rite," sez Graycie.

"Please forgive me," sez Mr. Flores. "I be good man."
"Ok, we let ya go FOR NOW," sez GoGo.

"But we be wachin u from our partment," sez Graycie.

Cajun Godmeowma smilz at her sweet gurls.
i I get ta keep my whiskers and paws?" asks Mr. Flores?
"I think about it," sez Cajun Godmeowma.
She disappear.
Mr. Florez falls sleeps.

THE END
 

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YAY YAY!! Another GRATE story!! Bravo! Thank you for the most excelent story S + H and meowmy Bobbie, we can hardly waite for the next story, yur fans, lil jasper and meowmy Carol :-)
 
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