Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

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Oh, heCK! You know what we reely wants to say. We be sad wen u can't rite much.
Meowmy sez it a miracle we sruvived, cuz wen she got us she dint no nuthin bout kitties. we climt on pooter cords an all! one time she found lil humble stuck to cord! She skeered.


she gonna be ok bout jeff. She praze bout it lots. It long storee she say. Oops, time to go. She gonna by us a bird feeder after dentis! We cited.
Maybe WE meet a red tweety!




Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H, you welcome, I loves to here from you and I loves to rite back except when meomwy won't let me on the puter long enough to rite back to everone! I sorry yur meowmy sad that she not going to visit Jeff
, I think she need to find other friends closer to her and that have more time for her! I dont think it be TOO bad at first when sissy come cuz daddy be on vacation so he and meomwy gonna pla "tag team" with us kittys
but meowmy said I won't have nearly as much time on the puter for awhile cuz kittn room same one with puter
. Meomwy say I prolaly gonna pout about THAT but that the way it gonna be, cuz meomwy say she not going to kitten proof the whole house! Hope you has a good day, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Bobbie
 

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oh boy! what a great bridgey story! i liked it lots.

*yawn* well, time for my catnap. nighty-night! Ari kitten--
 

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Dear Miss Meowmy Bobbie -

Gess what? We fin out why Mr. Flores in hospital. He got problems wif prostrate. Mayb Jasper T really did hit him wif thong slingshot!

He gots trouble peeing.
 
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Oh, my!

Pleez forgive us for laffin, but that too funny!
We hope he gets nettr but he bettr have lernt a lesson, too!


We goin to read wif meowmy bobbie.
she sad. her fren patsy is havin to put her lil doggie to sleep.
His name Patches. He 18 years ole an is blind and def, too. It sad. he don no wear he is or what he doin. He relly belong to Mr. George, Patsy's husbun. (Patsy Jeff's mama)


So we may not rite catnap storee tomorraw, cuz we gots to go to VET for shots on Friday and we not able to be creeative.(

we skeered, sorta. ut makes us nerbous.


Pleese be thinkin of us, kitty frens.

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Dear Miss Meowmy Bobbie -

Gess what? We fin out why Mr. Flores in hospital. He got problems wif prostrate. Mayb Jasper T really did hit him wif thong slingshot!

He gots trouble peeing.
 

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Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Dear Miss Meowmy Bobbie -

Gess what? We fin out why Mr. Flores in hospital. He got problems wif prostrate. Mayb Jasper T really did hit him wif thong slingshot!

He gots trouble peeing.
, er, um, I guess I SHOULD say sorry, but how bout this, I feel sorry for HIM when HE sorry for being MEEN to KITTYS
. When you does bad things an yur not sorry God gets mad at you my meowmy sez
, yur friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol
 
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LOL< we thinks so, too. He gots wut he served.

We rite storee later. meowmy tootooring a lil boy now.
Originally Posted by carolcat

, er, um, I guess I SHOULD say sorry, but how bout this, I feel sorry for HIM when HE sorry for being MEEN to KITTYS
. When you does bad things an yur not sorry God gets mad at you my meowmy sez
, yur friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol
 
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THE HAUNTED MOUSE


Once there was a lil mouse name SQWEEKY.

He livt wif his famly in a HUGE manshun.
They live wif RICH family. Like kings!

There wuz a BIG problem, tho.

SQWEEKY haunted! We meen, he skeered by bad noizes in nite! He see cold wite mist comin trhu micehole!

He tole his sqweekmama and sqweekdaddy bout it, and they promist to look an see that nite to see if they culd see it, too.

They lovet lil Sqweeky and not want him gettin all upset.


So they made a plan.

That nite, they gonna stay up and hide
in closet and wach.

to be continyooed after meowmy swimz!
 
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Meowmy ben bizy an we not able to get to pooter. We hear now, tho!


Wll, lil Sqweeky's paruns gonna stay in wee closet an wach.
They get in as soon as they put lil Sqweeky in baby mousey bed.

They gots coffee and stuff to keep wake!

Roun bout midnite they heer sumthin!

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
"Sweeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" it say!

They they feel chill cold! They see wite mist unner door.
Mr. Mousey peeks out.


He not see NUTHIN!

Lil Sqweeky wake up now and start ta cry. He skeered! Poor lil mousey!


Now Mama Mousey, Mrs. Sqweeky a SMART woman. All women smarter than men...human men, that is.

Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh, meowmies. Don let mens No it. We gots to let them think they big & brave.


She walks over to bed and comforts lil Sqweeky!
She gots it ALL figured out!
That noise is a kitty kat! He goin for a midnite snak! The
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk is him creekin open the freezer door!
The cold wite mist is the air in freezer! Mr. Kitty Cat gettin hisself a wite ice creem sammich!

THE END!
 

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YAY!! Another catnap masterpiece!! Thank you S + H, and meowmy Bobbie for ritin that grate story bout haunted mousie!! Me and meowmy loved it. We sending you hugs and purrs and hope that you have grate rest of yur day, yur fans lil jasper and meomwy Carol
 

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Sweethearts -


Thank yu for another great story. We luvs yur stories almost as much as we luvs yu.

yur sweethearts, Graycie, Go Go an yur fren, Cajun Princess
 
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Nex storree gpnna be bout CAJUN PRINCESS AN HER FAIRY GODMEOWMA LESSONS!

But you gotta wayte until tomorroa afternoon! On accounta we hasta go to VET
and get shot tomorrow!

But we not die, is jus shot so we don get ray-bees or Loo-Key-Mee-Uh.


Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Sweethearts -


Thank yu for another great story. We luvs yur stories almost as much as we luvs yu.

yur sweethearts, Graycie, Go Go an yur fren, Cajun Princess
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

THE BEEYOOTY QWEEN


Once there wuz a beeyooteeful lil kitty name Bridgey.
She was pretty and veree talented! Her meowmy entered her in lotsa contests. Some she dint win, but she one some of them.


Now Bridgey sweet kitty and not let this tenshun go to her hed.


Well,
, at one contest, Bridgey and her meowmy met a man who did commershuls on TV.
He workt for a compnee that made cat food! It wuz new, and the name a the cat food wuz LUCKY CATS. They maid bof crunchy bits and wee canza food.
**This man smart to do all that.**

They needed some models to help sell the food and to put picchurs on the bags an cans an stuff.


He figured kittens wuld see pic of lil Bridgey and ast their meowmies culd they get some LUCKY CATS kitten food to help them gro!


Well, this man noticed lil Bridgey and thot she be good model bot lil kittens' food!


He talk wif Bridgey's meowma bout it and she decided to let Bridgey try.
Furst thing they hadta do was let lil Bridgey try food and see did she like it.

If she did, they hada deel!!

Lil Bridgey an her meowmy wen to stoodeeoo to try out stuff.
Lil Bridgey nurvuas cuz she not no if she like that food.


Well, firs she tryed the dry food. Uh OH!

Poor lil Bridgey thru up all over man!

He upset, not jus cause he got throw up all oveer him, but cuz he SO bad wan to use bridgey!
Poor lil Bridgey!
She sad cuz she not wanna disappoint no one.

But the man say is ok. They try the wee cnaza wet food; If that work, she be model for baby kitten wet food!


Well, she try the SALMON TREET wet food. Ges wut!

Poor Bridgey got even sickeer! She not havin good day!

Man all upsets! He wants to uze Bridgey but cant have her being sick.

Bridgey meowma gettin mad!

She not like her baby kitten bean sick!

She not mad wif MANS but she mad cuz pooor lil Bridgey kitty not feel well.


Then man gets idee! He cides to uze lil Bridgey as model for new kitty toy!
It like a cat dancer thing, only come in diffrent colors and stuff, all glittery!

His compny wuld make it an call it "THE BRIDGEY BOPPER."


Now they all happee!

Only thing is, he gots to get a kitty wut not gonna get sick at food.


Thas gonna be nuther storee.
We tired and needs catnap.

THE END
WOW what a wonderful wonderful story bout me!


thank you two for sharing.


bridgey
 

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I like the mousey story! that is so funy that the kitty get himself midnight snack!
 
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CAJUN PRINCESS & FAIRY GODMEOWMY SKOOL


You mus remember the storee bout Lil Hansom Jasper wear we met Cajun Meowma, the fairy godmeowmy.

She also helpt Graycie an GoGo and Princess wif Mr, Flores.

(We still laffin at Jasper T an thong and the slingshot in the NUTZ.)

Anyway, Cajun Meowmw wuz teechin Lil Princesita (who we now call Cajun Princess, since she an Uh-Pren-Tess to Cajun Meowma) about spellz n stuff.

Now, Cajun Meowma a GOOD woman!

She NOT
EVR do aneethin bad or hurtful to anyone.
She NOSE wut Bible sez: "Do unto others as u want them to do to YOU."
She also NOSE "Wut goze round comes roun."

U gotta think bout this stuff.

So she not teach lil Cajun Princess anything like that.
Lil Princess also goze to see Cajun Meowma durin day; she not stay there at nite, like a boreing skool; her meowmy Katie and sissies Graycie and GoGo not like that.

They be sad if she not home at nite. Plus lil Cajun Princess get lonely wifout her famlee.


Graycie and GoGo such good gurls. They not sulk cause of Princess gettin tenshun.
They got good attitoode.


TO BE CON TINYOOED........
 
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Lil Hansom Ari, we likes midnite snacks from freezer. (Meowmy hides our food on topa it, so thas wear we got idee. Plus meowmy was reedin a book bout mist, wite, ans she helpt us thinka it.)

We Preesheate yur kind remarks.
 
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Cajun Princess smart gurl. She remembers stuff but takes lil teeny notebook in her paws, plus Cajun Meowma gave her SPELL BOOK. Name of Spell book is "The Good Lil Kitty's Guyde to Spellz."


Izn't that sweet?
?

Now there other kitties also in program, but Cajun Princess the smartest of those there. She only one from thecatsite.com, though. There few others from pershunkitties.com and there even one BOBBIEcat, ooops, we meen bobcat.

(We culn't rezist that one, cuz of Meowmy Bobbie.)


This Pren-tice thing gonna take a HOLE YEER! Lil Princess ded-uh-cated and studyin very hard. She evn haz a paira glasses to wear when she workin at skool.

She lissen to the teecher reeel good, 2.


Cajun Princess readz at nite to make shure she NOSE whus goin on. She not wanna embarrass herself in fronna other kitties, and she wanna make teacher prouda her!

Sometimez Graycie an GoGo helps her study to learn spellz. Even tho spellz secret language an all, they can help her by quizzin her.


Lil Princess Lernt spell to make music, well, we meen she MAKESpeeples and kitties THINK they hears music.
like that.

She also lernt to make it storm!
That makes it nice wen she teechin bad peeples like Mr. Flores (BAD slingshot man) lessons.


Cajun Princess noze how to make thins turn roun an roun!


We tell more bout lessons tomorrow, ok?

Time for nuther catnap....
 

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YEAH, grate story so far, very exciting, can't wait till tomorrow, nite nite S +H kitties, and meowmy Bobbie, sweet dreems.....yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol
 

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Thank yu Shenandoah an Humble for ritin bout me leerning to be gud Cajun Princess. I would study reel hard like yu say. Meowmy thinks I too citable an gots too much bad temper tho.
I hope yu dons think that.

Yur fren, Cajun Princess
 
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