Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

The Rest Of The Storee

well, now, meowmy lucee and alla her kitties lookt....lily, rose, petunia, an daisy.....they lookted in clozets, in spare rums, etc....they lookted unner chests and stuff, too.

well, then they sat down an were all sad, speshully meowmy lucee
she lovded that hat.
they all cided to take a catnap. then they cide wut to do.
CHIRP CHIRP
a soun woke em up.....they dint no wear it wuz comin from....CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
lily an rose followd that soun....unner bed! YIKES wut wuz it?

they lookted......

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a mama bird had made a nest outta that pretty flower hat, and there was sum lil baby birdies in it.
She had thot that hat was so pretty, she uset it to make her nes.

Now tjhey hadta cide wut to do...u NO that u not sposed to bovver nestes.

hmmm. wut u kitties tink? how shuld this probem be resolvt?

they hafta make a way for birdies to finlly be able to leave.
there was alredy a windo open so mama chirp culd get food for the babies.....

cud the kittys shred up some newspapers wif ther sharp claws and make another nest for the birdies to be in, that my idea, luv tia

now thas a grate idee, tia, but they alreddy gots the nes made, and cant moove babies. so they gonna keep the at nes for now, they ges. they worreed bout babies bein able to be safe an gets out wen it time to fly.

we tink kitties gonna shred up newspapers and shove em unner bed for mama bird to use, tho.

oh, but that hat probly rooint, cause o bird poop an stuff......

oh no, awwwww.....

well, the babbee birdies gots a pretty nest and meowmy lucee can make anuther hat!~ mebee she makes one for alla her lil kitty gurls, too.

Meowmy Lucee pretty smart to make sum new hats for herself an all her kities! An we think mama Chirp smart to cuz she founded a beeyoutifull place for her babies to be safe an grow up. This a gud storee.

we allas hopes our speshul gurls likes the storees.

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Meowmy Lucee pretty smart to make sum new hats for herself an all her kities! An we think mama Chirp smart to cuz she founded a beeyoutifull place for her babies to be safe an grow up. This a gud storee.

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once there wuz a speshul named Meowmy Bobbie.
She had red about how BigKittenDaddy bot his kitties sum treets.
So she decided to go to Wally mart and get sum for HER babies.
This is wut she gots:
Whiskas Temptations: Meaty Chicken Flavur
Whisker Lickins! Mosit Salmon
Pounce Tuna Treats

She brot the treats home and gave her kitties some. Then they all tuk a nap.

Ya gotta love meowmies that buy treats for their kitties!

Meomwy Bobbie IS a speshul meomwy and we all knos how much she love her kitty boys and takes good care of them. We like the story about her buyin treets for her kittys, my meomwy and daddy went to Wallys today too, and they gots us some tartar controll treets. We thinks that alla the kittys that comes here to this forum has good meomwys and pawpas who love dem. Thank you for another good storee, yur friends jasper and tia

Hwllllp. Pueepaw wented to da bar nexrt door and hafed sum drinkz an he is axen weerd. Itz not lik my bar bur iz a hoomen bar. I hope hw kwits bein weerd soon. Ro0ofuzzy.

jasper an tia, how is the pooter? mebee it need sum vituhmens to help it go faster, or somethin.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

once there wuz a speshul named Meowmy Bobbie.
She had red about how BigKittenDaddy bot his kitties sum treets.

So she decided to go to Wally mart and get sum for HER babies.

This is wut she gots:
Whiskas Temptations: Meaty Chicken Flavur
Whisker Lickins! Mosit Salmon
Pounce Tuna Treats

She brot the treats home and gave her kitties some. Then they all tuk a nap.

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Hey kitns! Meowmy uset ta by us da Wiska Lickins! an I reeeeeeely liked da chicken an cheeeese flavur. She bot us da Deli Slices treets, an thay ok, but I wike da Wiska Lickins! best chicken an cheeeese flavur best.

AO

Purrpaw Howard is acting weird? Hmm, sounds like you might want to stay out of his way if he has to run to the porcelain litter box!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

jasper an tia, how is the pooter? mebee it need sum vituhmens to help it go faster, or somethin.

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deer s + h, meomwy thinks she gots it fixed now. did you see? i in meomwy siggy now cuz nice meomwy cassie maked meomwy a new siggy wif me in it, luv tia

oh, we love the new siggy! Is so cool to see all 3 of you! How pretty! it makes us feel happee to see it.

Originally Posted by carolcat

deer s + h, meomwy thinks she gots it fixed now. did you see? i in meomwy siggy now cuz nice meomwy cassie maked meomwy a new siggy wif me in it, luv tia

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

oh, we love the new siggy! Is so cool to see all 3 of you! How pretty! it makes us feel happee to see it.

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Good mornin S + H, meomwy thanks you for yur compliments on the new siggy. Tia all excited cuz she in it too . We were sorry to here bout the meen boy at yur skool. We hopein the he don bug you all year or his brother either. Also onlee a coupla days more till somebody gets a "big surprise"......heee heee hiss hiss........we waitin to here about it! Meomwy say you can PM her bout it if you wants to . We all hopin the you have a bettr day today without meen boys to bug you meowmy Bobbie, and S + H, we hopes you have a good day playin together and be reel sweet to meomwy Bobbie when she get home, k? love from yur friends jasper, tia and meomwy Carol

we ok. an meowmy sen that BM, ooops. we meen PM
but she sendin nuther after wayte liftin class.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Good mornin S + H, meomwy thanks you for yur compliments on the new siggy. Tia all excited cuz she in it too

. We were sorry to here bout the meen boy at yur skool. We hopein the he don bug you all year or his brother either. Also onlee a coupla days more till somebody gets a "big surprise"......heee heee hiss hiss........we waitin to here about it! Meomwy say you can PM her bout it if you wants to

. We all hopin the you have a bettr day today without meen boys to bug you meowmy Bobbie, and S + H, we hopes you have a good day playin together and be reel sweet to meomwy Bobbie when she get home, k? love from yur friends jasper, tia and meomwy Carol

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If kitties and doggies wud be in charge of the New Orleans an Miss. crisis, ther wud be no looting or peeple bean mean. Everyone wud get along. The kitties wud make shure of that.

all kitties an doggies and meowmies an purrpas, and birdiwes, hammies, too, fold paws, pleese. We ast furr a moment of silence as we member the peeple less forchunate than we are. an we none of us owta fuss bout gas prices. we all blest to be home safe.

an we want all kitties to tink happee thots. kiss yur meowmies and purrpas, ok? is gud to be togeffer with the wuns we love so much.

SWEETHEARTS

thank you for riting such nise things to all us kittens. we do it fer shure.