Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

we are all fine but haf som sad newz.
One of meowmy's frien's husbands shot hissself this mornin, an her human boy kittens (one is 18 an one is 6 yers ole) fount him before skool.

Meowmy is upset so we hafta go luv her sum and try to makes her feel better.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H and meomwy Bobbie, how you all doing today? We hopes that skool is going good and the kids behave and bes nice to meowmy Bobbie. S + H, we sending purrs to yous so you won't be so lonely till meomwy Bobbie gets home

. I feelin some bettr today. I still not feel good but I tryd to pla a little bit this morning with meomwy and tia. I was a good boy and taked my pill without fitin this morning. We sure missn yur catnap storees and talkin to you durin the day

, but we unnerstand that yur meomwy is at work and can't. Tia say hi too and sendin you a kiss, love from yur friends jasper and tia

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Oh poor meowmy Bobbie! That is awful news about her friend's husband!! And the poor boy kittens!!!!!!!

Lots of purrs and hugs from me and meowmy Jan.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we are all fine but haf som sad newz.
One of meowmy's frien's husbands shot hissself this mornin, an her human boy kittens (one is 18 an one is 6 yers ole) fount him before skool.

Meowmy is upset so we hafta go luv her sum and try to makes her feel better.

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Awwwww , how awful. We sending prayers and hugs to you and for them too. We very sorry. love from yur friends jasper, tia and meomwy Carol

well, everyone at skool sad or this. It'll be ok, we reckon. meowmy givin us xtra hugs an we bean sweet, an she sez alla u makes her feel bettr, too.

Tat is so sad. The man must have been wery lost in his soul to do tat. We are sending cumfort purrs to Meowmy Bobbie. We nos she will be a gud fren and help them any way she can.

Luvs, Luzeee, Karlee and Much

alla u gurls are so beeyooteeful.
tank you for the sweet thots.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Tat is so sad. The man must have been wery lost in his soul to do tat. We are sending cumfort purrs to Meowmy Bobbie. We nos she will be a gud fren and help them any way she can.

Luvs, Luzeee, Karlee and Much

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Oh we so sorry for your meowmy's frend and her family. We send hugs and love from our house to you all.

Love Bijou and Mika

The Furst Weak Of Skool
All lil hoomun kittns cited! They gots to come bak to skool. They see teechers an frens!
Some of em gets 2 meels a day an before they not get gud stuff.

Now, they lernin times tables!
They reedin and they sees pics of us! an they lerns our names, too....on accounta Meowmy Bobbie tells em bout her babees.
An she tells em HER kittns not tawk bak to her cuz we duznt.
An she tells em she not hafta hep us wif homewurk (wut is tat, aneehow?)

Eech lil hooman kitten gots a toy frum meowmy! They gots to choose a BIG paper clip in anee color they likted. and she tole em it was to remine em that they were all CLIP. Here's wut CLIP meens:

C apable
L ovable
I ntelligent
Powerful

I am capable.
I am lovable.
I am intelligent.
I am powerful.

They gets to keep the clip all forever to remin em!

THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

T
C apable
L ovable
I ntelligent
Powerful

I am capable.
I am lovable.
I am intelligent.
I am powerful.

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Tat gud advise for kittys also. Sum kittys are abused also.

Luzeee

Dere S + H, meomwy Bobbie very smart and sweet teacher. We loves here and you kittys too, love jasper, tia and meowmy Carol

Thas sad. Meowmy sed there was a sad fred here bout sum MEEN human kittens who hurt a lil kitten an she culdnt reed it cuz she sed she wuld from up.
Peeple neds to be nice to all lil anuhmuls, too.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Tat gud advise for kittys also. Sum kittys are abused also.

Luzeee

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we wul love to go! Meowmy sez she wantsa go too.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Deer S & H,
Your Meowmy is a very good pursen to teech the hoomans kiddys alla stuff tey needz to now. It is a tuff job an dey r lukie too hav her.
Our purrpaw liks to help the lil kits an kats but he sez he dozent lik hooman kiddes much caws teyz noizy an he jus geds nurvus aron dem so he nebber had nun of hiz own. Thass gud he nos that an we gets alla hiz luvin an don hafta share it wif uthrs cept the foster kits an they r just heer fur a lil wile.
UR buds, Luky + Roofuz
PS U wanna go dawggy ridin wif uz at da pawrtee? Jazspur iz gunna tri it! Itz a reely kool ride.

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Deer S = H, We iz lik our Pawpa an don wanna go to skool cawse we gets nervus aroun hoomanz kits too. Luky liks to bite dem wif hiz sharp toofies an thass why we were neffer happy till our Purrpaw foun uz an brung uz home.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Deer S = H, We iz lik our Pawpa an don wanna go to skool cawse we gets nervus aroun hoomanz kits too. Luky liks to bite dem wif hiz sharp toofies an thass why we were neffer happy till our Purrpaw foun uz an brung uz home.

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Hey ther Luky, I gots an idea then , las year when meomwy Bobbie had mean kids that was makin her sad, I offered to come and BITE them with MY razor tooths! THIS year maybe we could BOTH go and BITE them and then they wood be GOOD kids or they wood be sorry ! Doz that sound like a plan Luky? yur friends jasper and tia

Hey Jazspur, Yeah I lik dat idea I kan chomp onna hoomen kits an not get put bak inna shelter agin. I lik it. lets go reel soon., Luky

we all likes that idee.....we let u no if we need ya.
we hopin this yeer gonna be better.
the onlee lil kitten whoo can be bad is rosby, an meowmy sez it cause he a frow way kid an ner stays in same plase. ushully it wif ona his granmas. his meowma din wan him and frew him way.
so meowmy trys to be unnerstanin. she sez she can cach more flyes wif honey tan wif vinuhger. now we don unnerstan tat. she aint got no honey here OR at skool.

Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy

Hey Jazspur, Yeah I lik dat idea I kan chomp onna hoomen kits an not get put bak inna shelter agin. I lik it. lets go reel soon., Luky

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meowmy sad cuasa 4 tings:

jeff not callin
her bes fren shannon reel sad
her offer fren patsy's husban whoo kilt hisself
nuther teecher's bruvver dyed

Oh S&H

Sounds like Meowmy Bobbie has had a reelly bad week. We knows you will cuddle her reel close. All of us here are sending cumfort purrs and wish we culd give her head-butts too.

Luvs, Luzee, Karlee, and Much

Yeah, lots of purrs and hugs from me and Meowmy Jan!