Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

tank u.

we rite gin this weeken.
Me and Tia and meowmy can't hardly wait!
We loves you and yur grate stories and we misses you, luv jasper and tia and meowmy Carol
 

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Ooh! Maybe you culd write bout the arc-tic? It heer it reel nice and cool there.
Or you culd write bout Antarctica--they gots penguins there! Meowmy call me penguin sometimes cuz I'm da same colors as dey are.

Well, meowmy go to bed now--she finally finished packin! We talk to you guys when she gets back frum vaycayshun!
Ollyfur and Emma
 
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Yaaay, we luvs it!
SHAKE YUR TAYLE FEATHERS!
Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Ooh! Maybe you culd write bout the arc-tic? It heer it reel nice and cool there.
Or you culd write bout Antarctica--they gots penguins there! Meowmy call me penguin sometimes cuz I'm da same colors as dey are.

Well, meowmy go to bed now--she finally finished packin! We talk to you guys when she gets back frum vaycayshun!
Ollyfur and Emma
 
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Most were guud, but one lil gurl did her maf wurk wif the m & m's and then ast for more. Meowmy dint like that.
It was a FAT lil gurl, too, and meowmy tole her that wen kids did that, it was ROODE! an she sed it made teechers not wanna do aneethin for kids who beggded for more, more.

One lil boy tole her he dint like the deskes cuz he **** leen back an put up his feets. meowmy sed, TUFF. an she sed she wuld call his granmeowmy (who he lives wif cause his meowmy dint want him and gave him away.....
meowmy sez thas half his problem and she sez sum women needs to have ther toobs tyed!)
 

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Dere S + H, we is glad it was a mostly GOOD day. Be sweet to yur meomwy, and we sending purrs to you and to meomwy Bobbie, OUR meomwy don't get any cuz SHE in the DAWGA house! love from jasper and tia
 

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

she sez sum women needs to have ther toobs tyed!)
Maybes we needs to have TNR progrems for peeples. So sad when kittys and peeples trown away.

We admires Meowmy Bobbie for trying to help these little ones even tho they do needs some manners.

Luzee
 
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Tank you for bean nice to our meowmy.
She luvs you.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Maybes we needs to have TNR progrems for peeples. So sad when kittys and peeples trown away.

We admires Meowmy Bobbie for trying to help these little ones even tho they do needs some manners.

Luzee
 

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Dere S + H and meomwy Bobbie, we hope that you have a grate day today and that alla the kids in meowmy Bobbies class is GOOD today. We misses talkin to you and we sending you purrrrrs, luv tia and jasper.....( i got to go first! tia)
 

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S&H? Make sure meomwy Bobbie eats a good supper and have a couple of M&Ms for herself. My meowmy says chocolate is a great cure-all.
 

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Originally Posted by gemlady

S&H? Make sure meomwy Bobbie eats a good supper and have a couple of M&Ms for herself. My meowmy says chocolate is a great cure-all.
My meomy sez tat chocolate is a mirakle drug. Purrpa uses it all of the time.

Luzee
 
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you are all so sweet to alla us, and we hope tp rite more wen stuff settles down. meowmy sez every day gets better an bettr.
 

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Skool? You dusnt want ta go ta skool. I wents ta skool TWO TIMES. Da first time was when I was one years old. Momma tookd mee in da box ta a big metal cage! There wuz udder cats dere! Dere wuz evan big, smelly animals! They went "moooooo" sos I think they is a kind of big kitty. Momma was gone ALL DAY LONG! Den she tooked me out and broughted me inta a big, white room! Dere was desks and kids everywhere! Dere was also udder cats and a dog! Momma put da leash on me and tooked me to wherez everbody could look at me! She tolded everone about me, and tried to get me ta do tricks! but I wuz too scared. There was tooo many peoples there. She held me in her lap for a while and dis big scary lady with diff colored hair who smelled like da loud animals came and petted me!!! I dint bite her though. Momma said it was her teashur. I dun know what a Teashur is. Den I gotted put in da big metal cage again! I had a blanky and food and water, but I wanted ta go home. Da next time I wented in was when I was two! Momma was given a speash on how ta train cats! But I wuz scared! Thow I did turn round and go up! Ari went ta skool too one time. She wants ta type so here ya go.

Hiya! Dis is Ari. I wented ta da skool to. Momma said dat if I was luckey I culd hab an oparashun. Dey had a profeshunale vedernareon come in and he did som tings ta da udder cats, but not tah me. Da scary lady Eli talked about petted me to. I likes ta be petted. But she stoppded cuz I putted my bum in da air. Isn't you supposed ta put yur bum in ta air whens da peoples petts ya? Wells.... momma tooked me out a da cage in da mornin, and wen on da computer in da skool. Peoples petted me and Is liked dat. Den she putted me back. Laters, she tooked me out again!!! Lots of peoples petted me den! She den had to go aways in anudder room, and tooked me wif her. She putted me on da chair and tieded my leash ta da leg. Den everyone started playing wif dirt! I wanted to play wif da dirt! Dere was dirt an plants an allll kinds of fun stuffs! Den everone stopped an momma putted me in da cage again. She came fur me laters. Den I went home. Da end!

Hello! This is Eli again. Has anyone been to da petstore? I went once! I gotted loose from my harness and hid WAAAAY in da back where momma couldnt get me, cuz dere was carts in da way! It wuz fun. I liked da cat trees and crawled in da hole. Da bunnies and birdies and mices and lizards and fishies was cool too. Momma bought me da cat tree I hid in. It wuz cool but I wanted to go home. I peed in da car too! On da floor! I tawt it wuz funny but my momma's momma yelled. Ari hasnt been to da petstore, but momma says she is gonna take us both when its christmas. I like christmas. Dere is a big tree in da house! and den dere is stuffs under da tree!
 

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Dere Eli and Ari, welcome! My name is jasper and I have a lil sister named Tia, we never been to skool but maybe S + H who belong to meowmy Bobbie who's thred this is might have gone before cuz Bobbie a teacher! Thank you for sharing yur stories with us. I hava thred too called "Hi, this is jasper, remember me?" and I wood like to invite you to my thred too. We hava lots of nice kittys and meomwys and pawpas here to be yur friends. Me and Tia wants to be yur friends too, jasper and tia
 
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ari an eli! Hey, we wanna be frens, too.
our meowmy one o those teechurs, an she the best one! last year she wuz nomuhnayted for TOY! Dat meens Teacher of the year, an there are 150 teechers in her skool, so it an onor!
She wuld ner take us to skool. it wuld be too skeery.
they not have show an tell, and she teeches reedin an maf, so they not have anuhmals come.
She gots to go to skool now, so we has to go, but we send love yo you.
OH, and she has a lil boy in one of her classes named eli!



Originally Posted by BigOrangeMenace

Deer Everbody:

Skool? You dusnt want ta go ta skool. I wents ta skool TWO TIMES. Da first time was when I was one years old. Momma tookd mee in da box ta a big metal cage! There wuz udder cats dere! Dere wuz evan big, smelly animals! They went "moooooo" sos I think they is a kind of big kitty. Momma was gone ALL DAY LONG! Den she tooked me out and broughted me inta a big, white room! Dere was desks and kids everywhere! Dere was also udder cats and a dog! Momma put da leash on me and tooked me to wherez everbody could look at me! She tolded everone about me, and tried to get me ta do tricks! but I wuz too scared. There was tooo many peoples there. She held me in her lap for a while and dis big scary lady with diff colored hair who smelled like da loud animals came and petted me!!! I dint bite her though. Momma said it was her teashur. I dun know what a Teashur is. Den I gotted put in da big metal cage again! I had a blanky and food and water, but I wanted ta go home. Da next time I wented in was when I was two! Momma was given a speash on how ta train cats! But I wuz scared! Thow I did turn round and go up! Ari went ta skool too one time. She wants ta type so here ya go.

Hiya! Dis is Ari. I wented ta da skool to. Momma said dat if I was luckey I culd hab an oparashun. Dey had a profeshunale vedernareon come in and he did som tings ta da udder cats, but not tah me. Da scary lady Eli talked about petted me to. I likes ta be petted. But she stoppded cuz I putted my bum in da air. Isn't you supposed ta put yur bum in ta air whens da peoples petts ya? Wells.... momma tooked me out a da cage in da mornin, and wen on da computer in da skool. Peoples petted me and Is liked dat. Den she putted me back. Laters, she tooked me out again!!! Lots of peoples petted me den! She den had to go aways in anudder room, and tooked me wif her. She putted me on da chair and tieded my leash ta da leg. Den everyone started playing wif dirt! I wanted to play wif da dirt! Dere was dirt an plants an allll kinds of fun stuffs! Den everone stopped an momma putted me in da cage again. She came fur me laters. Den I went home. Da end!

Hello! This is Eli again. Has anyone been to da petstore? I went once! I gotted loose from my harness and hid WAAAAY in da back where momma couldnt get me, cuz dere was carts in da way! It wuz fun. I liked da cat trees and crawled in da hole. Da bunnies and birdies and mices and lizards and fishies was cool too. Momma bought me da cat tree I hid in. It wuz cool but I wanted to go home. I peed in da car too! On da floor! I tawt it wuz funny but my momma's momma yelled. Ari hasnt been to da petstore, but momma says she is gonna take us both when its christmas. I like christmas. Dere is a big tree in da house! and den dere is stuffs under da tree!
 

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Hey Eli and Ari,

This here's Luzeee. I have two sissers, Karlee and Much. I adore Much but still reserve jugment on karlee. I have fun wakking Karlee.

Wez had to ask meomy about skool cause wez reely didnt unnerstand the consept. She told us about tho it was anchent history for her. Wez kind of unnerstand it more from Meowmy Bobbie. Wez reely admire Meowmy Bobbie cause she takes care of throwd away kids and theys harder to take cares of.

Times for breekfest. Bye Tuff Boyz and Pretty Paws.

Luzeeeeee
 

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Originally Posted by katachtig

Hey Eli and Ari,

This here's Luzeee. I have two sissers, Karlee and Much. I adore Much but still reserve jugment on karlee. I have fun wakking Karlee.

Wez had to ask meomy about skool cause wez reely didnt unnerstand the consept. She told us about tho it was anchent history for her. Wez kind of unnerstand it more from Meowmy Bobbie. Wez reely admire Meowmy Bobbie cause she takes care of throwd away kids and theys harder to take cares of.

Times for breekfest. Bye Tuff Boyz and Pretty Paws.

Luzeeeeee
Hi Luzeee, this is jasper! I feelin a lil bit better this morning. I playd a lil bit with Tia and with meomwy this mornin but my poor eyes are still reel swollen and are botherin me. Tia being nice to me and meomwy is too, an I took my pill like a good boy. It gonna be reel hot here today, yuk, think I will be takin lots of naps. Hope that you all have a good day, yur friends jasper and tia
 

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Dere S + H and meomwy Bobbie, how you all doing today? We hopes that skool is going good and the kids behave and bes nice to meowmy Bobbie. S + H, we sending purrs to yous so you won't be so lonely till meomwy Bobbie gets home
. I feelin some bettr today. I still not feel good but I tryd to pla a little bit this morning with meomwy and tia. I was a good boy and taked my pill without fitin this morning. We sure missn yur catnap storees and talkin to you durin the day
, but we unnerstand that yur meomwy is at work and can't. Tia say hi too and sendin you a kiss, love from yur friends jasper and tia
 
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